"You will have to make your death look accidental beyond a reasonable doubt."
Surely that's not too difficult. Driving late at night for a valid reason on a high-speed road and sudden head-on encounter with solid barrier.
Of course, insurance companies are greedy bastards who look for any excuse not to pay out, and I assume these days one of the routine things they do is scour the internet for evidence that the death was deliberate. OP may believe that his post here is anonymous, but if a company or individual is truly motivated to track down all internet activity by someone...
Just to state, suicide was never an option. I am fully aware of what is stipulated in the contract I signed. Thank you for the ideas though. I love the one with the car head on collision!
Sounds epic.
Nah im going to die from something like alcohol poisoning or some shit like that.
Oh and my insurance covers murder.. Soooo..
Walk up to a bunch of black london gang members.. Say "Sup" then throw a handful of cum in their faces..
If you're going that route, maybe you can kill two birds with one stone: if there's some asshole you really hate, figure out how to provoke him into a murderous rage in such a way that it's certain he'll be convicted of the crime.
IIN I kinda need to die before 40 so my son can get paid
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"You will have to make your death look accidental beyond a reasonable doubt."
Surely that's not too difficult. Driving late at night for a valid reason on a high-speed road and sudden head-on encounter with solid barrier.
Of course, insurance companies are greedy bastards who look for any excuse not to pay out, and I assume these days one of the routine things they do is scour the internet for evidence that the death was deliberate. OP may believe that his post here is anonymous, but if a company or individual is truly motivated to track down all internet activity by someone...
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Just to state, suicide was never an option. I am fully aware of what is stipulated in the contract I signed. Thank you for the ideas though. I love the one with the car head on collision!
Sounds epic.
Nah im going to die from something like alcohol poisoning or some shit like that.
Oh and my insurance covers murder.. Soooo..
Walk up to a bunch of black london gang members.. Say "Sup" then throw a handful of cum in their faces..
Problem Solved
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If you're going that route, maybe you can kill two birds with one stone: if there's some asshole you really hate, figure out how to provoke him into a murderous rage in such a way that it's certain he'll be convicted of the crime.
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I like your style, but i don't have enemies. Anymore anyways.
But great thought still! Ill keep this in mind.