I remember one time my friend was staying at my place and he brought this girl with with him.They were moaning and he was like "uhhhhhgghh pussy so good! Makes dick tingle!!"
and she was moanin like "uhhhhhh!!!! Moreee me likey da dickee" so me being a nutcase I walk up to the door and bang on it they ignore me so I bang again they ignore me so I open the door and walk in naked and start helicoptering my dick around and flopping it while yelling "aww yeah have sex on the dance floor!" He stops fucking her and says "wtf?!" I look at his dick and snatch the condom off and say "rubba! rubba!" and he freaks and chases me through the house while I yell "he thought he was gettin puss tonight but tonight he gettin his condom tooken" after he's done chasing me and decides to go to sleep with no sex because that was his last condom I take two frying pans and clank them together outside the door while yelling "I ain't get no sleep cuz if you and you ain't get no sleep cuz of me!!" I do this until I hear his girlfriend crying...
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IIN I hate, LOATHE hearing people having sex?
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I remember one time my friend was staying at my place and he brought this girl with with him.They were moaning and he was like "uhhhhhgghh pussy so good! Makes dick tingle!!"
and she was moanin like "uhhhhhh!!!! Moreee me likey da dickee" so me being a nutcase I walk up to the door and bang on it they ignore me so I bang again they ignore me so I open the door and walk in naked and start helicoptering my dick around and flopping it while yelling "aww yeah have sex on the dance floor!" He stops fucking her and says "wtf?!" I look at his dick and snatch the condom off and say "rubba! rubba!" and he freaks and chases me through the house while I yell "he thought he was gettin puss tonight but tonight he gettin his condom tooken" after he's done chasing me and decides to go to sleep with no sex because that was his last condom I take two frying pans and clank them together outside the door while yelling "I ain't get no sleep cuz if you and you ain't get no sleep cuz of me!!" I do this until I hear his girlfriend crying...
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shade_ilmaendu
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You should become a bard, your flare for story telling is quite impeccable.
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Thank you milord