Is it normal i hate coffee?

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i just drank a big cup of black coffee with lots of sugar in it and i still feel like throwing up. it tasted like literal fecal matter but i was desperate for caffeine.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago | pl

    I like my coffee like I like my men, blond roast with lots of cream and sugar!

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  • green_boogers
    7 years ago | pl

    Coffee. Never has something so simple produced so much inspiration.

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  • wigz
    7 years ago | pl

    Yes, it smells like tuna to me.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago | pl

    I don' t put sugar in anything so I understand why you feel like throwing up.
    If you need a caffeine hit, why not try one of the many "energy drinks"? Lots of people enjoy them and there are a whole bunch to choose from. Maybe one of those will suit your taste. And there's always good ole' "Dr. Pepper"

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago | pl

      Coffee isn't particularly healthy but so-called "energy" drinks are definitely unhealthy

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago | pl

    Coffee and cigarettes. All you really need in life.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago | pl

      Coffee and cigarettes will help you take a big dump after breakfast in the morning.

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    • anti-hero
      7 years ago | pl

      And a good dentist.

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago | pl

      Yeah keep on the cigarettes, COPD/emphysema is such fun

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      • mysistersshadow
        7 years ago | pl

        Different people have different life styles and coping mechanisms. I doubt I'll be around long enough to ever see the bad side of my habit but thanks for pointing out another way I'm lacking its helpful to have these things reinforced by people that don't even know me.

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      • wigz
        7 years ago | pl

        Only 1/3 smokers die from smoking. Favorable odds!

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        • Ellenna
          7 years ago | pl

          FIFTY PERCENT of smokers die of a smoking related condition. You won't think empysema is favourable if you get it, I can guarantee that

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          • wigz
            7 years ago | pl

            Last I heard it was 1/3 but either way what does it matter? Mostly, the ones who die of it just live long enough to.

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            • Ellenna
              7 years ago | pl

              Long enough to what? Lung cancer will finish you off quickly but emphysema goes on for years and the end stage is so extremely nasty I won't be sticking around for it

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  • flwrswhisperingnthenight
    7 years ago | pl

    I love coffee! Perhaps try a different brand or go to Dunkin Donuts to get a coffee! There are so many different flavors/brands of coffee that you could try. You can also try finding something else to replace the caffeine.

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  • UrsulaUndress
    7 years ago | pl

    Have you tried adding sugar! Or milk! Or whiskey! Coffee is the cornerstone of civilisation you donut!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago | pl

    Coffee tastes like hot muddy water. Fuck you old people with no taste buds.

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  • Jellypop
    7 years ago | pl

    I don't like it, either. The only way I like coffee grounds is used as a topping for ice cream.

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  • Mytwin295
    7 years ago | pl

    Coffee is for people who cant manage themselves or stay awake.

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