Is it normal i fertilize my home grown veg

Whenever I take a dump or go for a piss, I do it in my backyard, right in the middle of my cucumber plantation.

Works like a charm

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Based on 8 votes (2 yes)
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  • wigz

    You need to dilute your pee with water at a ratio of 1:10 or you'll burn the plant roots!

    For poop, you should compost it a minimum of 2 months to make it safe to use. Fresh shit it too "hot" just like full-strength urine, its too much to put directly in with your plants. Poop is also full of bacteria (you don't want it on your food or hands!!), but composting it properly takes care of that. You'll want to put sawdust, poop, sawdust, poop, etc in layers in a drum and age it, turning it occasionally until it doesn't reek and it looks like dark soil.

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    • Grunewald

      Yeah, I have heard this too. I just wouldn't want my garden to smell like human urine or faeces.

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  • Somenormie

    I disapprove of that idea, no sane person I know would do that.

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  • techpc

    Pissing into your plants might actually hurt them. Too much salt.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      nexta my porch theres a big brown spot where i always pee off it

      if i go away for a few months durin summer it grows in with the most humungous aggressive lawn

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yeah, that's hella gross, and straight up vile, dude.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          yeah youre right

          i just enjoy the freedom of bein able to do so anytime i want

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      • techpc

        Be careful. You're tempering the plants' strength, and if you leave too long they may kill you and take over your house when you come back.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          feed me seymour

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  • RoseIsabella

    E-COLI!

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I use to be facinated by this. My friend had tjis giant garden and he'd get horse shit once a year and spread it into the garden. I always wondered why dont you just take a dump in it while ur at it

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  • Clunk42

    Have you ever heard of a saltpeter pit?

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