By the by: If you were not able to get my boot marks off your face yet, I would suggest soaking your entire face in a large tub of rubbing alcohol for a few seconds at a time. Be sure to keep your eyes closed while doing this in order to prevent total blindness. Keep this up for 4, maybe 5 hours. Then give your face a vigorous scrubbing with a stiff scrub brush, continually, for another 3 or 4 hours and you'll find that those deeply embedded black boot toe marks will begin to fade a bit. Until then I would suggest that you cover your face with a damp cloth. That way no one will see how you've disgraced yourself. Perhaps then you'll regain a modicum of self respect.
IIN I don't give a fuck either way about Brexit.
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By the by: If you were not able to get my boot marks off your face yet, I would suggest soaking your entire face in a large tub of rubbing alcohol for a few seconds at a time. Be sure to keep your eyes closed while doing this in order to prevent total blindness. Keep this up for 4, maybe 5 hours. Then give your face a vigorous scrubbing with a stiff scrub brush, continually, for another 3 or 4 hours and you'll find that those deeply embedded black boot toe marks will begin to fade a bit. Until then I would suggest that you cover your face with a damp cloth. That way no one will see how you've disgraced yourself. Perhaps then you'll regain a modicum of self respect.