Is it normal i can't be seen in a mirror

The CSIRO are doing tests on me to figure out why, I'm worried they'll send me to America and my life will become a bad episode of the x files.

Any body have any ideas about what's wrong with me.

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  • Tempest-au

    Three possibilities come to mind:

    1) You stood too close to the event horizon of an Einstein-Rosenberg wormhole, and this has shifted you out of phase with the rest of reality by exactly half the refraction index of glass. As most mirrors are of the "Silvered Glass" variety, your reflected image is shifted precisely the amount required to move the incidental photons out of this dimension. To check, see if you can see yourself in the bottom of a really clean saucepan, or a polished bronze shield.

    2) You actually don't exist in this dimension at all, but are non-corporeal with skills in telekinesis and telepathy. The reason people can see you is that you project your presence directly into their mind, and their subconscious forms what is in effect a hallucinatory perception of you so that your existence is less disturbing. Obviously, as mirrors don't have minds, you are unable to affect them. Try jumping off a really tall building - if you don't go "splat" at the bottom, this is most likely why you don't have a reflection in a mirror.

    3) You are a bored troll.

    You will note that I have not included vampirism in the possibilities - as personally I don't believe in such nonsense.

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    • bittermayonnaise

      This weeks top comment goes to....

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      • Tempest-au

        Aww thanks. ;)

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  • Digsbie

    normal if you are a vampire

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    • mysistersshadow

      Or a space alien or time traveller.

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  • Ass_gas

    I have the opposite problem. I am invisible, but my reflected image can be seen in a mirror. Hint: It is not a pleasant one.

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  • lordofopinions

    Or a troll actually hoping someone will believe this drivel.

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  • Ellenna

    What's wrong with you is boredom and lack of imagination

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  • BlackDragon0012

    Go prepare some Basghetti and move to New Zealand.

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    • Tempest-au

      Okay, what the heck is "Basghetti"?

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      • bittermayonnaise

        it's what Basghettio's are made of

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  • MichaelMyersindarkness

    *prepares*

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  • RoseIsabella

    Ugh, vampires are so blah.

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    • Tempest-au

      Agree totally. Plus, have you ever tried to speak with those fangs? It's hard to be taken seriously when you smile your big toothy grin and say "I vant to fuck your blot"

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      • RoseIsabella

        Is it normal that I asked my current partner whether he would rather be a vampire or a werewolf, and that when he said werewolf it made me happy, because not only do most people say vampire, but I of course am the werewolf type.

        Lycanthropy, once a month I turn into a real bitch. Sounds just like terrible PMS, and or a mood or personality disorder. Werewolves are so raw and organic, something about that speaks to me.

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        • Tempest-au

          ROFL - Love it - never actually thought of Lycanthropy as a form of PMS.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Thanks!

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  • Dad

    Oh yes I saw that prank online.
    Know this, so far NOTHING has ever been concluded as supernatural, FAR from it. Maybe aliens impregnated you?

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