Is it normal i’m dead?

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Everyone around me is alive but I died the other day and I feel like an outcast because I cannot find any other zombies.

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Based on 55 votes (22 yes)
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  • paramore93
    5 years ago | pl

    I was a zombie back in 2015/16. Coming back to life makes things simpler.

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    • LornaMae
      5 years ago

      Welcome back! :)

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  • Jweezee
    5 years ago | pl

    No other dead people? With this childish shit I bet you suck the life out of everyone you meet

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    • bighairysausage
      5 years ago

      you must be a sad person.

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      • Jweezee
        5 years ago

        Yes. Very sad. I have leg cancer. :(

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        • bighairysausage
          5 years ago

          lol

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Zombie is the worst supernatural being to choose. At least be a ghost or a witch or something like that, so you get special powers. Zombies just walk around groaning.

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    • Hubbard
      5 years ago

      I didn’t chose the Zombie life. The Zombie life chose me.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    Are you a liberal? If so, get government protection right away. Sorry, but zombies are not politically correct. They think the children of liberal white people taste extra good.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    Bury yourself in a cemetery. See what happens.

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  • Bigbone
    5 years ago

    What a strange idiot you are.

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    • bighairysausage
      5 years ago

      what a strange sad old cunt you are

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      • Bigbone
        5 years ago

        The best thing you can do I bury yourself. Dead dicks like you have no life anyways. This is why you can relate to being dead. Duh!

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        Damn!

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        • bighairysausage
          5 years ago

          lmao

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  • palepunk
    5 years ago

    cotards syndrome

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      That's what I was thinking. Ever read about per "dead" ohlin of mayhem?

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    Dudes, you two are forgetting they're, like, not real! Hahaha

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    Wait, you're dead?! So...can I have the last pudding cup in the fridge? I figured since zombies like flesh and not chocolate...
    😁

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      Ooo, what kinda pudding cup?

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        Chocolate with chocolate chips and whipped cream. Yum!
        :)

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          Sounds lovely!

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          • bighairysausage
            5 years ago

            alright fat bottomed girls

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    Your forgetting that conservatives have automatic assault rifles. Conservatives think that a zombie apocalypse is nothing more than a turkey shoot. They even have posters of zombies to use as targets at the local rifle range. Shooting is for all races and blasting ugly shit is a way to feel good about your place in the world, especially if you are a loser. You should try it.

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  • bighairysausage
    5 years ago

    im on the toilet having a poo poo

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      I just a new Ninja blender! Smoothies mean more fiber!

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      • bighairysausage
        5 years ago

        yeah i have one of fhose too i need to start using it more i love the fruit blends

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          I just made a little shake with milk, strawberries and chocolate vegetable protein. It was awesome!

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          • nikkiclaire
            5 years ago

            Too much cleanup.

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            • RoseIsabella
              5 years ago

              It's not that bad. I just love shakes and smoothies!

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  • perfectxsilence
    5 years ago

    Welcome to the club

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  • Hubbard
    5 years ago

    I’m on recently popular!

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    They have diseased brains obsessed with pure killing instinct. They can't comprehend what rifles do. They're sort of the antithesis of mindlessly happy people like you.

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  • buddyroowho
    5 years ago

    I can invite you to one of my in in-laws parties, I'm sure you'll fit right in, may even liven up the place 🤔

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  • barefoot_on_the_sand
    5 years ago

    Zombies can't talk and write. They're pure killing instinct.

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    • LornaMae
      5 years ago

      He's killing the internet, does that not count?

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      I take it you are not familiar with Bub the Zombie from Day of the Dead.

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      • barefoot_on_the_sand
        5 years ago

        Of course I am. I'm a Romero fan.

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          That's more like it!

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