Is it normal he called the cops on me for this?

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This was a few years ago. We were with friends playing a card game called Cards Against Humanity. To put it short the answers on the cards are meant to be gross and offensive. People who play that game are usually not easily offended and aren't racist or sexist. Apparantly this guy was easily offended and got mad at me for playing a card that mentioned Nazis in it. He said he was German and from England and he was saying I should know better. I told him that he gets no apology from me and that if you have certain triggers either say them before the game starts or don't play at all. I guess it pissed him off more because he called the cops. He couldn't believe that they wouldn't arrest me and was told by the cops that he could be arrested the next time he calls over something like this. Was this situation normal? This dude has the nerve to call me up recently and try to hang out again. Ugh.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago | pl

    He called the cops on you for playing particular cards?

    My friend, you are the ultimate winner of Cards against Humanity.

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  • Lestat565
    5 years ago

    He’s a jackass. And not worth being friends with. It’s a game ffs lol. I’m German Irish so my people are known for getting really drunk and killing Jews lol. He needs to get a sense of humor.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Yeah. I'm probably not gonna reconnect with him.

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      • Lestat565
        5 years ago

        That’s good. You don’t need someone like that in your life

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  • BleedingPain
    5 years ago

    Your “friend” sounds like a 25 y/o vegan hipster white snowflake who can’t hold a job for more thant 2 minutes.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I live in the ghetto, so whites are rare here. Minus the white part, what you're describing sounds like a few of the people here. They stop showing up to jobs due to feelings and then they complain that jobs are hard to find, while they continue to get jobs and quit them. They'll proceed to blame their family, whites, or the Puerto Ricans because according to them the town "went to shit" when they came in. They never want to take responsibility.

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      • BleedingPain
        5 years ago

        White snowflakes and people from the hood have a quite a bit in common. Just opposite sides of the spectrum.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Germans are fucking faggots now. The good old days are gone.

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    • LostSoul96
      5 years ago

      I suppose you know that you're making generalizations here?

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        Obviously. It was a joke so most certainly don't take this as a solid argument in a debate.

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        • LostSoul96
          5 years ago

          Well, I can't tell that from a text on the monitor.

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          • [Old Memory]
            5 years ago

            That's the fun of the online communities

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    • SwickDinging
      5 years ago

      Lol

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I think making threats against someone, especially the govt, can be a crime but people talking shit? No way.

    The guy that called the cops, so he called them to report that you said something he didn't like?

    Does that guy happen to wear a football helmet?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      That football comment. I'm dying. Thanks for the laugh. XD

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Your friend is a dickhead. This is not normal.

    Sounds like he has a personal problem with you and used that as an excuse.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      He did stay angry at me over something prior to this, so yeah, I'm pretty sure he did.

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  • howaminotmyself
    5 years ago

    try forgiving him. We all do stupid things, albeit this one is pretty ridiculous, but maybe he just needs to be around people more. We all could use a good dose of human connection.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Honestly, I've had way too many encounters with overly sensitive people like this in the past, and forgiving them only made me miserable. He already had a thing against me over something petty.

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      • Lestat565
        5 years ago

        Some people don’t deserve to be forgiven.

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        • howaminotmyself
          5 years ago

          Forgiveness is never about the other person.

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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    It's just a game, the whole point of cards against humanity is that it's fucked up. Nazis aren't funny IRL but they're a guaranteed round win unless BATMAN!!!

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    • charli.m
      5 years ago

      One of my favourite rounds of CAH had me having to choose between "Auschwitz" and "The profoundly disabled" as an answer to "What's that smell?"

      It's evil but it's hilarious.

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      • paramore93
        5 years ago

        Oh god haha I bet you won that. Is it okay that the most evil cards are the most hilarious? I'm reluctant to write the best/worst ones here x'D

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        • LornaMae
          5 years ago

          Please don't reluct! Share the bad! Hahahaha!

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        • charli.m
          5 years ago

          Haha my boyfriend won with Auschwitz. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

          Share! It's all in good fun.

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          • paramore93
            5 years ago

            "Next from JK Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of" it was between "puppies" and "ethnic cleansing". Ethnic cleansing won again. I probably can't write half of ours without getting banned.

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            • RoseIsabella
              5 years ago

              I would definitely choose ethnic cleansing over anything that might be against puppies, or kittens for that matter.

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            • charli.m
              5 years ago

              Oh that has to win hahaha.

              That's the whole thing about dark humour. We're only laughing because our brains recognise it's wrong to do so and the incongruity of it all...

              It's not for everyone. I get that. But it doesn't make people who DO find it funny bad people.

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          • LornaMae
            5 years ago

            Well, your BF is your BF, we can never compete with him!

            We're womens! Hahahahahaha

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      • LornaMae
        5 years ago

        AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love this game! But I can only play Apples to Apples Jr with my students. Still, there's that same category and when they play "my grandpa" it always trumps "skunk" or "my socks".

        Life of a teacher = Preparing kids for humanity! :D

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        • charli.m
          5 years ago

          Hahaha love it :D

          I got my grandmother Joking Hazard for her 88th bday. We haven't played yet but it's gonna be fun. She's won most times she's played CAH.

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          • LornaMae
            5 years ago

            Well, she gonna win a lot of sweets if you're betting! LOL

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          • LornaMae
            5 years ago

            https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50029/1000573114/original/jesus-grandma-photo-u1?w=650&q=50&fm=jpg&fit=crop&crop=faces

            :D

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            • charli.m
              5 years ago

              Hahaha love it :D

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    I'm Spanish, German, Welsh and Scot-Irish, and I just want to say that the stuff they have on that game makes me laugh more than it could offend me. Nazi jokes don't offend me. I don't actually have the game, but I would play it.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Oh shit Rose can you imagine if the people on this site got together for a game of CAH? I have never played it but sounds fun.
      There are some rude bitches and bastards on this site (myself included) and oh my gyod, the fun it would be :)

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        I'd be down.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      5 years ago

      If there was a way for IIN users to play it, I'd be down to give it a go.
      :)

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      • LornaMae
        5 years ago

        I thought of it, too. I'm going to make a post and the answer cards will be free for user to fill out freely, as meanly as they can. Show up!

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          5 years ago

          Idk. I think the point of CAH is the real face to face human interaction. It wouldn't be the same online. I'm sorry.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        It would be fun.

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  • chrysocolla
    5 years ago

    kick his sjw ass

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    He's an absolute fucking prick. Fuck him completely. If he ever calls you up again then let him know what a complete authoritarian twat he is.

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  • Meowypowers
    5 years ago

    What a pussy ass bitch

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  • ldv
    5 years ago

    TRIGGERED

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      That he was. He had no business playing that game. Lol

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    What's a getsapo?

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  • kelili
    5 years ago

    There are things that hurt more than others. Sure he has been overacting but it's surely because its a past that is difficult to accept for him. It happens that friends go crazy.

    I remember I was in another country and invited my friends where I lived so we could celebrate the New Year's Eve together. We went clubbing, I got tooo drunk and when we were home again I told them all that I was with them because I had no other choice because I wanted to be with my family and some other shits. Then I broke in tears and drank more until I passed out.

    What I mean is that we are all trash in some ways.

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  • 309uf2o38yf
    5 years ago

    I didn't know Brits could get arrested for Playing Cards Against Humanity.

    Why do they sell the game there if it's illegal to play it?

    Also no, it's not normal. I would call the police and accuse him of the same thing. Are they going to prove it? And you have witnesses on your side proving he played the game as well.

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    • SwickDinging
      5 years ago

      We can't be arrested for purchasing cards against humanity.

      However when it comes to playing it, we do actually have something called "hate speech" so technically speaking, depending on what was said, you could report it to the police. In theory. You can't just be arrested for using the word Nazi.

      In reality though those laws are rarely enforced. It would usually just be for something like spamming the word nigger all over a black colleague's desk or something, not playing a stupid card game involving the word Nazi.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        5 years ago

        Hate speech? Is THAT part of the reason why he was freaking out? That guy also didn't like something I said once and held it against me. I really don't want to reconnect with him.

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        • SwickDinging
          5 years ago

          No, he was freaking out because he's a dickhead. Most English people are not like him.

          If I was you I'd be so tempted to call him a disgusting racial slur. I never would normally use them because I'm not that kind of person, but when people behave like a thought police and cry racism when there's no need, it makes me want to actually be racist just to prove a point in the hope that it might give them some perspective and change their behaviour for the better.

          Then again, I'm a massive twat with serious issues so maybe don't do what I would do...

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            5 years ago

            I couldn't do the racial slur thing. It might've made things worse and confirmed in his head that I'm a Nazi even though I'm not. I have no intention of reconnecting with him.

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