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  • No! Stop playing games, OP! The only way to teach a chicken how to dance meringue is to morph into a holographic tarantula. But to do that, you need to find an unopened jar of generic brand pickles from 1981. Do you even realize how many station wagons I had to beat with a telephone pole just to complete such a task? The splinters on my nipples will never come off! 87 of them, OP! You ruined all 87 nipples!

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    • I'm OP, so you can start to refer me by my name.

      Incidentally, do you need scissors? 61!

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      • Stop amputating my nipples! I'll have to stare into the sun for four hours straight just to regenerate them!

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