Is it normal for me to crap in my neighbor's yard and blame it on their dog?

A dude tried that with me once a few years back. One of the other neighbors ratted him out(Not to mention, there's a distinct difference between dog poo and human poo.). He confessed, so in my ghetto menstrual rage I scooped it up with a shovel and chucked it at his window.

They must have a really big dog.
Don't give yourself away by eating corn on the cob before the dump, unless of course their dog eats it also.

You're living the dream?

WTF!

Try shitting in your own yard and blaming it on their dog. Dog owners expect dog shit in their own yard.

Omg! You made me 🤣