Is it normal butthole as a candleholder?

My boyfriend and I don't get too weird in bed but for some reason, last night w were drunk and I told him I wanted to stretch his butthole till a candle can fit in there. We want to light a candle and watch it glow in his butt. We both like the idea. Is this too weird?

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Based on 41 votes (23 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • handsignals

    Why not invite your parents around for a candle lite dinner?

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    • agarwal1931998

      Rofl

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    • agarwal1931998

      Lmao

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    was the other people doin novenas upset?

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Gotta love a nice butt in the rosy glow

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  • green_boogers

    Great opportunity for interesting photos in an empty church. Be creative, you might win an underground art competion.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    The whole point of inserting anything in a guy's anus is to stimulate his prostate. I don't think getting burned by hot candle wax or the possibility of accidently setting his butt on fire does that. lol

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  • qualityaristocrat

    Not only is this weird, this is degenerate.

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    • snarkygirl

      I admit to some degree of dissoluteness. Or dissolution?

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  • Arm0se

    Lol. Whatever does it for you guys.

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  • BloopdeDoop

    Sounds uncomfortable and possibly dangerous, so don't hurt him!

    The candle could snap inside there, and you might not be able to get it out. Most embarrassing trip to the ER ever and you have to pay the bill too. Use something that won't break, won't break his butt, and has some sort of wider part (wider than his butt hole) on one end so it can't get pulled all the way in and get stuck.

    Well... Other than that it would be reasonable. It's just unsafe! Normal? Who cares? Don't injure the poor guy!

    Have a fire extinguisher nearby. I think you're asking for trouble... Be safe please.

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    • snarkygirl

      We decided to get an actual butt toy instead:)

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  • victorygin

    hot wax burns cracks

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  • sillygirl77

    It was lit while it was in his ass? You could have set him on fire! Totally dangerous and NOT normal!!

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    • snarkygirl

      Haven't done it yet but we were seriously considering.

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      • sillygirl77

        ummm

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