IIN attractive women make me feel negative about myself

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  • I think most women like dudes who are taller than them. I think 4'1" would be good with other little people; that's what they prefer to be called theses days but I prefer dwarf or midget. Wee Man has a normal sized girlfriend though.

    Lift you? But what if you fart?

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    • I don't smell like sick farts all the time...just most of the time. Lift me I'm not heavy.
      Didn't know that about Wee man. Is he rich?

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      • Yeah, he's the guy on "Jackass" on Mtv.

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        • You didn't get my point about asking if he is rich though...
          You are going to carry me right? I'm not portly

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          • Hahaha yeah he's probably rich.

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            • If you don't voluntarily lift me like a child I'm going to get on my step stool and just jump into your arms. Here I come...

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              • Hahaha.

                My Siamese cat used to do that. He would just jump in people's arms(mostly women) or jump on their backs without warning or permission.

                Okay, just so we're clear you're a flatulent, Southern Baptist midget from Alabama?

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