Is it normal as a virgin to wank a raw steak to find out what a pussy's like?

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While I was young I was really horny and decided to wank with a raw steak in a plastic bag, over my hand to simulate a pussy. Well it worked but the plastic bag wasn't so great. What have you had sex with before you tried a woman...

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  • chaosdragoon1
    13 years ago

    Warm apple pie dude.

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  • CrumpledPaper
    12 years ago

    OH MY GOD. LMFAO

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  • chaosdragoon1
    13 years ago

    Not even gonna lie. The first time I masturbated was with a subway sandwich.

    Back in the late 90's when they made the bread shape a little different.

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  • Greenyweirdo
    13 years ago

    I tried a toilet roll but the first time the edge of the inside of it cut my wee wee and i bled a bit. :(

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  • jensapa
    13 years ago

    How could we forget the apple pie?!

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  • jensapa
    13 years ago

    I've heard guys in jail stuff a toilet roll with wet toilet paper an 'do' that.

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    i hope you didnt eat the steak afterwards... i guess you wouldnt have had to put seasoning on it....

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