IIN and How to ask a girl to have sex with you when you first meet?

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  • charli.m
    8 years ago | pl

    Avoid subtlety, that's for losers.

    Go up and stare into her eyes, less than 5 inches from her face. Breathe very heavily. Say, "We will fuck." Drool a bit, for best effect.

    You're welcome.

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    • omghahaha
      8 years ago | pl

      *Go up to charli.m (aka Mel) and stare into her eyes, less than 5 inches from her face. Breathe very heavily.*

      "I like that.
      And I like you.
      Let's fuck!"

      *Drool a bit, for best effect.*

      Thank you.
      (BTW, it would be my first doing it.)

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      • charli.m
        8 years ago | pl

        Funnily enough, the creepiest bit (other than you asking how to fuck someone on first meeting them, you damn weirdo) is that you felt the need to include my real name.

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    • dynamohumm
      8 years ago | pl

      I laughed really hard when I read this.

      Never have I felt more proud of you.... :P

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    • Riddler
      8 years ago | pl

      LOL, Perfect! XD Doesnt seem rapey at all.

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