It sucks because ripping fat doobs and hating the government are both solid life choices, but people have to go and ruin it with their stupidity. This is why we can't have nice things.
We can't have nice things because if we do any less than strip naked like barbarians and fight with sweatshop workers in hand-to-hand combat we are hypocrites and might as well join the Klan or something.
I just found out there's a 0.1% chance that a shampoo I used once might have involved child labor so I'll get right on ripping every hair out of my head.
(But yeah hating the government and ripping fat doobs is A-OK.)
You filthy hypocrite, washing your hair with the tears of children. Yeah, time for me to give up on the whole morality thing since I once used a plastic water bottle, so I'm basically already a white nationalist. Better order a "Raping is Awesome" t-shirt from Bezos since believing in anything is absurd, you know, because if there was 10 guys on a desert island and 100 other guys could theoretically make me rape one of those guys by threatening to kill 500 other guys with 12 guns, then raping is obviously fine sometimes, because of absurd imaginary scenarios. That's what logic looks like in the real world, baby. Plus you wash your hair with pure evil, so any other thoughts you have are patently invadid.
I just thought through this logic and I fucking love rape now. I'm glad Bezos is bringing back the "Raping is Awesome" shirts; I missed the first wave back when I didn't love rape because I hadn't heard this bulletproof logic. If I was in that situation I'd probably rape _two_ people! I think that saves 1,000 people probably. Fuck it. Just make it an all-you-can-rape buffet. Morality is hard.
Hahaha. You said 12. Hahaha. Ah, what a magical number it is.
IIN: PPL who identify as Libertarian often seem a bit off to say the least
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It sucks because ripping fat doobs and hating the government are both solid life choices, but people have to go and ruin it with their stupidity. This is why we can't have nice things.
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We can't have nice things because if we do any less than strip naked like barbarians and fight with sweatshop workers in hand-to-hand combat we are hypocrites and might as well join the Klan or something.
I just found out there's a 0.1% chance that a shampoo I used once might have involved child labor so I'll get right on ripping every hair out of my head.
(But yeah hating the government and ripping fat doobs is A-OK.)
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You filthy hypocrite, washing your hair with the tears of children. Yeah, time for me to give up on the whole morality thing since I once used a plastic water bottle, so I'm basically already a white nationalist. Better order a "Raping is Awesome" t-shirt from Bezos since believing in anything is absurd, you know, because if there was 10 guys on a desert island and 100 other guys could theoretically make me rape one of those guys by threatening to kill 500 other guys with 12 guns, then raping is obviously fine sometimes, because of absurd imaginary scenarios. That's what logic looks like in the real world, baby. Plus you wash your hair with pure evil, so any other thoughts you have are patently invadid.
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I just thought through this logic and I fucking love rape now. I'm glad Bezos is bringing back the "Raping is Awesome" shirts; I missed the first wave back when I didn't love rape because I hadn't heard this bulletproof logic. If I was in that situation I'd probably rape _two_ people! I think that saves 1,000 people probably. Fuck it. Just make it an all-you-can-rape buffet. Morality is hard.
Hahaha. You said 12. Hahaha. Ah, what a magical number it is.
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Rapin' and the number 12 just look right together. I feel like it's something I've seen somewhere before.