Libertarians: we believe that states rights should be prioritized over the overreaching rights of the federal government, so each state can address their specific interests
Internet Libertarians: how fucking derrrr the stert gerverners be gervern the rert to rerstrect er freederms dering the perndermic. I herp they get arrersterd by the feds?
Libertarians: we believe in capitalism and free enterprise, and thus believe that businesses should be given the right to conduct themselves as they see fit without major interference from the government
Internet Libertarians: emerged trump got banned from twitter!!!! Someone call the police. I don't understand the first amendment at all, but not being able to say whatever you want whenever sounds like a violation. The government should arrest Twitter immediately!!!!! END BUSINESSES WHO THINK THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT
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People are retarded. They don't know what libertarian means. They say the word, but it does not mean what they think it means. It's the popular term for Republican lite (I'm too much of a pussy to say I'm a republican) and Republican who rips fucking doobs.
It sucks because ripping fat doobs and hating the government are both solid life choices, but people have to go and ruin it with their stupidity. This is why we can't have nice things.
We can't have nice things because if we do any less than strip naked like barbarians and fight with sweatshop workers in hand-to-hand combat we are hypocrites and might as well join the Klan or something.
I just found out there's a 0.1% chance that a shampoo I used once might have involved child labor so I'll get right on ripping every hair out of my head.
(But yeah hating the government and ripping fat doobs is A-OK.)
You filthy hypocrite, washing your hair with the tears of children. Yeah, time for me to give up on the whole morality thing since I once used a plastic water bottle, so I'm basically already a white nationalist. Better order a "Raping is Awesome" t-shirt from Bezos since believing in anything is absurd, you know, because if there was 10 guys on a desert island and 100 other guys could theoretically make me rape one of those guys by threatening to kill 500 other guys with 12 guns, then raping is obviously fine sometimes, because of absurd imaginary scenarios. That's what logic looks like in the real world, baby. Plus you wash your hair with pure evil, so any other thoughts you have are patently invadid.
I just thought through this logic and I fucking love rape now. I'm glad Bezos is bringing back the "Raping is Awesome" shirts; I missed the first wave back when I didn't love rape because I hadn't heard this bulletproof logic. If I was in that situation I'd probably rape _two_ people! I think that saves 1,000 people probably. Fuck it. Just make it an all-you-can-rape buffet. Morality is hard.
Hahaha. You said 12. Hahaha. Ah, what a magical number it is.
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Libertarians: we believe that states rights should be prioritized over the overreaching rights of the federal government, so each state can address their specific interests
Internet Libertarians: how fucking derrrr the stert gerverners be gervern the rert to rerstrect er freederms dering the perndermic. I herp they get arrersterd by the feds?
Libertarians: we believe in capitalism and free enterprise, and thus believe that businesses should be given the right to conduct themselves as they see fit without major interference from the government
Internet Libertarians: emerged trump got banned from twitter!!!! Someone call the police. I don't understand the first amendment at all, but not being able to say whatever you want whenever sounds like a violation. The government should arrest Twitter immediately!!!!! END BUSINESSES WHO THINK THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT
Anywho in short
People are retarded. They don't know what libertarian means. They say the word, but it does not mean what they think it means. It's the popular term for Republican lite (I'm too much of a pussy to say I'm a republican) and Republican who rips fucking doobs.
Shame cause it could've been a decent idea.
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I was going to say Republicans who rip doobs but you beat me to it.
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It sucks because ripping fat doobs and hating the government are both solid life choices, but people have to go and ruin it with their stupidity. This is why we can't have nice things.
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We can't have nice things because if we do any less than strip naked like barbarians and fight with sweatshop workers in hand-to-hand combat we are hypocrites and might as well join the Klan or something.
I just found out there's a 0.1% chance that a shampoo I used once might have involved child labor so I'll get right on ripping every hair out of my head.
(But yeah hating the government and ripping fat doobs is A-OK.)
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You filthy hypocrite, washing your hair with the tears of children. Yeah, time for me to give up on the whole morality thing since I once used a plastic water bottle, so I'm basically already a white nationalist. Better order a "Raping is Awesome" t-shirt from Bezos since believing in anything is absurd, you know, because if there was 10 guys on a desert island and 100 other guys could theoretically make me rape one of those guys by threatening to kill 500 other guys with 12 guns, then raping is obviously fine sometimes, because of absurd imaginary scenarios. That's what logic looks like in the real world, baby. Plus you wash your hair with pure evil, so any other thoughts you have are patently invadid.
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I just thought through this logic and I fucking love rape now. I'm glad Bezos is bringing back the "Raping is Awesome" shirts; I missed the first wave back when I didn't love rape because I hadn't heard this bulletproof logic. If I was in that situation I'd probably rape _two_ people! I think that saves 1,000 people probably. Fuck it. Just make it an all-you-can-rape buffet. Morality is hard.
Hahaha. You said 12. Hahaha. Ah, what a magical number it is.
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Rapin' and the number 12 just look right together. I feel like it's something I've seen somewhere before.