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You're setting yourself up for disappointment.
When you kiss your husband at the altar, it will be wet and stubbly.
When you have sex on your honeymoon, he will be small, crooked, and possibly limp.
If he's not limp, he'll probably blow his load after about two minutes if he's a virgin, too.
He might not look you in the eye.
It will hurt, and you will bleed.
If you've ever watched the Discovery Channel, it's basically just like that.
IIN.... that i don't want to have my first kiss till my wedding day ??
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You're setting yourself up for disappointment.
When you kiss your husband at the altar, it will be wet and stubbly.
When you have sex on your honeymoon, he will be small, crooked, and possibly limp.
If he's not limp, he'll probably blow his load after about two minutes if he's a virgin, too.
He might not look you in the eye.
It will hurt, and you will bleed.
If you've ever watched the Discovery Channel, it's basically just like that.