If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island, would you be.....

I'd definitely start making booze, I'm good at that already. Then probably kill some or all of them. I'd eat the better looking ones. Makes some jerky. Then make a raft. I don't need those assholes swining from my nuts as I escape. I'm a loner. They're just trouble. The jerky will sustain me for my trip.I'll also remove their bladders to use them to carry fresh water for the trip. Bye!!