If you were sentenced to hang for murder would you...

If you were sentenced to hang for murder which of the poll choices would you chose?

Take a 4 inch drop in public and kick like mad after the drop? 3
Take and 8 inch drop in public and kick briefly 1
Take a 4 inch drop in private and kick like mad for few minutes 2
Take an 8 inch drop in private only kicking briefly 7
Who cares gonna suffer either make sure I am hooded and let's go! 11
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Comments ( 19 )
  • Faceless

    pfft none of these. I choose hanging by a hot air balloon 5 story drop, over a country music festival with everyone watching. Im afraid of heights and hate crowds and country music so id be looking forward to this warm embrace of death. And to my postmortem defecation over a crowd of a country music festival. Im a classy optimist.

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  • anti-hero

    Hang myself in my cell the night before, deny them the pleasure.

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  • handsignals

    I would slip a piece of pipe down my throat so I breath pretend to trash around then die, when they took me away to be buried I'd jump out of the coffin "Surprise motherfucker" grab the shovel off the grave digger "what do call a guy with a shovel in his head" jam the shovel into his head "Doug". I would then kill all those that were involved in my hanging one by one in humorous ways.

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  • reminiscent

    Id rather die by firing squad or be beheaded ...seems quicker

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    • wistfulmaiden

      Helium is the way to go, I don't know why they don't do this.

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      • Jackketch

        What if a short drop was it?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        nitrous oxide

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      • reminiscent

        So you have a funny voice until you suffocate? No ty

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        • wistfulmaiden

          lol sorry your comment made me laugh. Supposedly its not painful at all you don't feel like youre suffocating you just pass out .

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          • reminiscent

            I still dont want my last words to sound mouse like :P

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Where's the "remain calm" option? It's possible that at one point my body might overtake my mind and start kicking uncontrollably but until that point, I would be hanging calmly

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  • VirgilManly

    Your reaction depends on the placement of the knot.
    Is it going to snap your neck or is it going to just strangle you to death.

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  • stankpussy

    id like a big 10 incher up my ass

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  • (s)aint

    I wouldn't get caught. Besides we don't kill people in this criminal-loving-shithole.

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  • a 4 inch drop?! my neck would stretch that far and i'd be standing on the ground!

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  • mastercheff

    Youre a sick mothafucker.

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  • Resist execution and fight to the death if not escape.

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  • MasterOfWaffles

    Sabotage the rope the night before.

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  • slings_and_arrows

    I think it would depend if I was guilty of the murder or not...you didn't specify that. If guilty then I suppose I guess I would have had my reasons? And would want everyone to see I have been hanged for it. If I wasn't guilty...not sure how I'd react, maybe I'd want it to be public too, but probs I'd have a breakdown and kill myself.

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