If you were an animal, what would it be and why?

Think about it: You have a lot of animal instincts. Too many that it is reasonable to think that you may very likely be animal without knowing it.

If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be? And why?

P.S. Chances are some of you wanna be a pussy or a penis, but let's talk about something different than those.

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Based on 7 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 27 )
  • seekelp

    "pussy or a penis"

    While pussy is a synonym for an animal, I don't believe that penis is.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      cockadoodledoo

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    • Cats and Cocks are both animals

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  • Dot123

    A white tiger or white lion. They're so beautiful and majestic. A rare beauty.

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  • green_boogers

    Seagull, or a dolphin. A seagull so I could skim along the waves. Or, a dolphin to have more intelligence to appreciate life.

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  • Shackleford96

    Can we choose extinct animals?

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  • A bunny. Because I never hear anyone say "hey, lets go fuck like kangaroos"

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  • thegypsysailor

    I've most often thought it would be most fun to be a dolphin, frolicking in the warm, tropical seas.
    But to soar like an eagle also appeals to me. Such a quandary.

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    • VinnyB

      I thought frolicking in warm, tropical seas was how you spent the average Tuesday afternoon as it is.

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  • Freedom_

    Human. Humans ARE animals.

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    • omghahaha

      Party pooper!

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      • Freedom_

        Fine, a spider then. Or do insects not count either? :P

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        • Odeen

          Spiders are arachnids, not insects, but both spiders and insects are arthropods.

          ...sorry, I've studied entomology so this is kind of a pet peeve of mine.

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          • Freedom_

            I'm not a very good spider :/

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  • Mantooth

    Anaconda

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  • WinstonTasteGood

    I'd be a dog because I'm loyal, affectionate, will hump anything and I lick my own balls.

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  • BobbyTheBear

    I struggle with this issue :(

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  • modernism

    A dolphin.

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Eagle. For way too many reasons

    http://youtu.be/G3QrhdfLCO8

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  • Avant-Garde

    And why? (Sorry, I missed putting this in my comment.)

    I've always had a special connection with spiders and I think that they are so cool.

    I've always loved cats. They're my favourite domesticated animal.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I'm tempted to say a spider but, they're hated with such a burning passion that I don't think it would be a good idea!

    I also love cats. I guess I would be a cat.

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  • Vulpesvulpes

    I would be a pigeon. Old ladies always feeding the damn pigeons. What about me? :(

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  • RoseIsabella

    A puma.
    ;-)

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  • Dazed_dreamer

    Red Panda.
    They're so cute.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Probably a dog that looks exactly like my late dog Blackie. Dogs don't have hard jobs and they don't have many responsibilities. All they have to do is play, eat, sleep, and be cute all day.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      id end up as a dawg in korea

      i tells my dawg how good he gots it and he just dont believe me

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    • omghahaha

      Don't forget about doggies, either!

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