If you were a pokemon, which one would you be?

Are you a jigglypuff at heart with a 'resting snubbull face'?

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  • I'd be Pikachu even though it's basic af. I could be my own source of sustainable electricity. It's environmentally friendly, and amazingly convenient.

    *Thunderstorm takes the power out*
    Me: Bitch I AM the powahhh!

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  • BleedingPain

    Tbh, I feel like ash right now. Just button mashing my way through adulthood, getting to the elite 4 and failing because I wasnt paying attention...

    I would be a mudkip

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  • sickboy42

    Magikarp.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'm a Pidgeot! Give me some Pidgeotite and my majestic ass will Sky Attack y'all!

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    • mauzi

      I always loved pidgeot, underrated as hell especially in the anime series. I always kept mine with me in Silver for Flying, her name was Swirlywind

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      • CountessDouche

        I took a quiz & I got a jiggley puff. What is it?

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        • mauzi

          cute and pink but concealing an evil side!!
          give us the quiz!!!

          also theme song for this Poll https://youtu.be/vDNzyytIw24

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          • CountessDouche

            Hahaha sounds about right.

            It was brainfall "which pokemon are you?"

            It's like a whole new astrology of weird creatures

            I wanna know your pokemon, but you have to explain it coz I've never played

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            • mauzi

              i also got jigglypuff YAAAY!!

              why have you never played!? tbh I only ever played the old ones like gold/silver, and I play Pokemon go nowadays, you should try it!

              btw I would probably put you as Ninetails, because it looks like a pretty yet badass canine with a bit of cheekiness :D

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            • Grunewald

              I did the quiz and still got pikachu!!

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yeah, I remember Pidgeotto would lose more battles than he won. I'd always try to have a pókemon from the Pidgey line on my team. I just love birds. My entire Ultra Moon team was made up of bird pókemon.
        :)

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        • Grunewald

          I was never into pidgey much unless I got the rare pidgeotto in Viridian Forest (I played yellow). They were just too common. And level 36 seemed waay to long to wait to get a pidgeot. By that time I might as well have waited to get a legendary bird... or a farfetch'd. I loved farfetch'd.

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            I love the legendary birds. I caught a shiny Articuno in Let's Go Pikachu. I'm hoping they make the game compatible with Pokemon Bank so I can take it with me to future games. Farfetch'd is a cutie. I rarely used one but they're cute. XD

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        • mauzi

          Birdkeeper! yeah I love the birds too, my fav were Murkrow and Xatu, even though now I realize they are super common. I just think they look cool. I even have a Xatu figurine chillin with an actual Kachina doll in my room:D

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            That's pretty cool! Lol those two pokemon were in my Ultra Moon team. XD

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  • LloydAsher

    Blastoist because bitches love cannons.

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  • Grunewald

    Pikachu character with slowpoke laziness.
    And a touch of clefairy.

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  • Protagoras

    I’d be Gazebo, and my power would be shade.

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  • Indigo1

    Suicune

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  • I actually had a dream once where I was a luxray.

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  • MissWolf

    It's hard to say. I want to say ninetails or mightarina. Maybe that new wolf pokemon

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    • Yeah I know the one you mean

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  • TobiasTheNinja

    Ditto, because then you can transform into other pokemon

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  • curious-bunny

    I took a quiz and got

    You got: Magikarp

    Hidden deep within your clumsy and seemingly useless fish body is a ferocious sea monster just waiting to escape and kick some Pokémon butt! So don't worry! We all grow into our own at some point — your time will come eventually!

    This is actually very accurate so I can respect this:)

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  • curious-bunny

    A water type for sure. I love the flying types but wh ed n it comes down to it I belong under the water

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    • Grunewald

      Then Gyarados is perfect for you. It's a water/flying type. And it evolves from Magikarp!!

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      • curious-bunny

        That's actually perfect! I have a new found fondness for him now haha

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  • bathsoap

    Mudkip or Piplup, maybe.

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  • AMERICANsavage

    The cat one so I could still talk

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    • MissWolf

      Meouth only learned to talk cuz he fell in love with another meouth (I think the bosses before it evolved into persion) to impress her but she still didnt like him

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      • Awww

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  • EggKegg

    Ditto, then you can be any pokemon whenever you want.
    You can literally become god just because you felt like it.

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  • chuy

    Detective Pikachu😂

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  • I’ve always liked Mew, but I don’t feel worthy saying I’m Mew.

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  • mauzi

    Sunflora

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  • RoseIsabella

    I don't even know, but now you have me somewhat curious.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I'd say you're a Sylveon:

      https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Sylveon

      :)

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      • Grunewald

        Cute, rare, powerful, and with a capacity to be frosty?

        Yes. You also have great warmth too, though.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Thanks, girl! ☺

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      • RoseIsabella

        Wow! That thing is pretty damn cute! Thanks!!😊

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          You're welcome!
          :)

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