If you were a mad scientist, what experiments would you run?

I'd give all different species of animal human level intelligence and the ability to speak, and maybe make them a little more anthropomorphic with hands.

In real life I wouldn't do any animal experimentation cos it's so cruel, but since this is an unrealistic cartoony mad science situation I could probably manage it without harming them. Plus mad scientists are evil any so I probably wouldn't care then anyway.

Having been inspired by the wingnut 'doctor' and fundamentalist Christian preacher who recently babbled about gynaecological problems and erectile dysfunction being due to people having been raped by demons in their sleep, I would even now be working on a vaccine that would make people incapable of believing the crap spouted by religious fruitcakes.

Creating wormholes so I could go anywhere just by opening up a portal.

Test every drug ever to find what cured depression best. With human testing so it is faster.

I would create genetically modified microbes custom crafted to survive on nearby planets. Of course, these male and female microbes would have a diversity of characteristics to aid rapid evolution once they established themselves.

Future generations could watch these spooky lifeforms hunt and eat each other. Make it shocking, make it awesome.

None, what’s more mad than a scientist who doesn’t employ science

Probably super inhumane testing on communists. To see if theres a particular brain type that is orientated to stupid ideas.

Jk but I still hate to be in places of power since that was the first thing that popped into my head.

How "Mad" is Alfred E Newman?

How mad is the spy and the other spy to continue after decades to try to spy on each other?

Can I determine why its all "Mad"

Create a new kind of being.

Put genitals on people's foreheads.