If you were a character in a novel......?

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago | pl

    He stood with a rugged grace. He never met a stranger. He became more handsome and intriguing day by day. He gave me multiple orgasms. He looked like a Greek god and smelled like beer and shame. Looking back that was his only downfall. Well, that and the delusions of grandeur.

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    • Vladimir_Putin
      10 years ago | pl

      There upon the street I found a vagrant homeless man imbued with the filthiest of rags.

      Standing nearer to him I asked, "Who are you?"

      In a somewhat emasculated voice, he entoned: "I am prince of this place! King of all I see! It would take a man of extreme brilliance to understand someone such as me!"

      And then, seeing the disparity between physical self and his imagined self he seemed even more pitiable than when I first laid eyes on him.

      I walked away with this lesson:

      Arrogance is a clothe found most often on those it flatters least.

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