Nope, no fame for this banana:'(. I'm just the journalist who wanted headlines on all you famous people:P. I'm a bit lazy, so I appreciate that you've made my headlines for me. Haha, I'm not even the OP either (hi OP, nice post:P)!
:O !! You are a very devious banana! But.. what more fun can there be than making up bollocks about people and spreading it in the form of headlines? That sounds like the best part of rubbish journalism! :P Next thing I know you'll be tapping all our phones as well (tough luck, I've lost mine :D).
(Oh, and I love your snowmouse! He needs a tiny little mouse igloo instead of a mouse hole :D)
Hey, how dare you call my journalism rubbish!:O My headlines are completely and utterly mediocre, and I take great offense to them being called anything else!:P
And thanks! It was so much fun making him:D. Snowmice are just the cutest.
*Your* headlines?! :O You don't even write them, you fraud! We do all your dirty work for you :P I'm beginning to wonder if you even get a ghost writer to write your IIN comments for you too! I'm on to you, bananas... <_<
I love his wide-eyed expression and those ears XD Hmm... but I bet *you* didn't even make him :O
Hahaha!:D Busted! I was hoping if I said they were mine enough times someone would fall for it:(. Doesn't matter, I'm stealing them anyway! That's right, you're getting outed as a dog sex fetishist. You admitted it yourself in *your* headline:P. Ahh, if only I could afford a ghost writer. There are some fine ghosts on IIN.
And I did make my Snowmouse:O. Promise! I'll even pinky promise! Who could be more trustworthy than a journalist?:P
Nooo! :O You can't just do that, or I'll... err, melt Snowmouse! :D That's a good enough threat, right? Unless Snowmouse has already been taken from us by the cruel warmth, in which case that was extremely tasteless during your time of grieving. Sorry! :(
Don't worry, I believe you... but I don't believe you're a real journalist! >:D
It's true, I'm not a journalist, I *really* am just a fraud after all!:'( Maybe I'm just not cut out for such corrupt behaviour, stealing all your work and what not. My dreams have been crushed.D': Ah well, looks like I'll have to turn my career aspirations elsewhere. Maybe a life dedicated to cleaning the streets of England? That's right, I'm becoming a binwoman! Woohoo!
Hahaha. Yeah, Snowmouse is no longer with us. Eek.:(
If you were a celebrity, what would the tabloids report today?
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Nope, no fame for this banana:'(. I'm just the journalist who wanted headlines on all you famous people:P. I'm a bit lazy, so I appreciate that you've made my headlines for me. Haha, I'm not even the OP either (hi OP, nice post:P)!
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:O !! You are a very devious banana! But.. what more fun can there be than making up bollocks about people and spreading it in the form of headlines? That sounds like the best part of rubbish journalism! :P Next thing I know you'll be tapping all our phones as well (tough luck, I've lost mine :D).
(Oh, and I love your snowmouse! He needs a tiny little mouse igloo instead of a mouse hole :D)
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Hey, how dare you call my journalism rubbish!:O My headlines are completely and utterly mediocre, and I take great offense to them being called anything else!:P
And thanks! It was so much fun making him:D. Snowmice are just the cutest.
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*Your* headlines?! :O You don't even write them, you fraud! We do all your dirty work for you :P I'm beginning to wonder if you even get a ghost writer to write your IIN comments for you too! I'm on to you, bananas... <_<
I love his wide-eyed expression and those ears XD Hmm... but I bet *you* didn't even make him :O
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Hahaha!:D Busted! I was hoping if I said they were mine enough times someone would fall for it:(. Doesn't matter, I'm stealing them anyway! That's right, you're getting outed as a dog sex fetishist. You admitted it yourself in *your* headline:P. Ahh, if only I could afford a ghost writer. There are some fine ghosts on IIN.
And I did make my Snowmouse:O. Promise! I'll even pinky promise! Who could be more trustworthy than a journalist?:P
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Nooo! :O You can't just do that, or I'll... err, melt Snowmouse! :D That's a good enough threat, right? Unless Snowmouse has already been taken from us by the cruel warmth, in which case that was extremely tasteless during your time of grieving. Sorry! :(
Don't worry, I believe you... but I don't believe you're a real journalist! >:D
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It's true, I'm not a journalist, I *really* am just a fraud after all!:'( Maybe I'm just not cut out for such corrupt behaviour, stealing all your work and what not. My dreams have been crushed.D': Ah well, looks like I'll have to turn my career aspirations elsewhere. Maybe a life dedicated to cleaning the streets of England? That's right, I'm becoming a binwoman! Woohoo!
Hahaha. Yeah, Snowmouse is no longer with us. Eek.:(