If you were a celebrity, what would the tabloids report today?

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  • dom180
    10 years ago | pl

    "EXCLUSIVE: Intensely Stupid Teen Star dom180 Doesn't Know How Alarm Clocks Work"

    "dom180 Outed As Active Member Of Creepy Dog Sex Fetish Website 'IsItNormal.com'"

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    • bananaface
      10 years ago | pl

      Hahaha, this is so funny! Especially the second one:D.

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      • dom180
        10 years ago | pl

        Hey, you'd better not become too famous or they'll "discover" you're a dog sex fetishist too! Nobody is safe! :O We'll have to go into hiding...

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        • bananaface
          10 years ago | pl

          Nope, no fame for this banana:'(. I'm just the journalist who wanted headlines on all you famous people:P. I'm a bit lazy, so I appreciate that you've made my headlines for me. Haha, I'm not even the OP either (hi OP, nice post:P)!

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          • dom180
            10 years ago | pl

            :O !! You are a very devious banana! But.. what more fun can there be than making up bollocks about people and spreading it in the form of headlines? That sounds like the best part of rubbish journalism! :P Next thing I know you'll be tapping all our phones as well (tough luck, I've lost mine :D).

            (Oh, and I love your snowmouse! He needs a tiny little mouse igloo instead of a mouse hole :D)

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            • bananaface
              10 years ago | pl

              Hey, how dare you call my journalism rubbish!:O My headlines are completely and utterly mediocre, and I take great offense to them being called anything else!:P

              And thanks! It was so much fun making him:D. Snowmice are just the cutest.

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              • dom180
                10 years ago | pl

                *Your* headlines?! :O You don't even write them, you fraud! We do all your dirty work for you :P I'm beginning to wonder if you even get a ghost writer to write your IIN comments for you too! I'm on to you, bananas... <_<

                I love his wide-eyed expression and those ears XD Hmm... but I bet *you* didn't even make him :O

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