If you were a celebrity, what would the tabloids report today?

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  • *spinning news paper*
    *news paper stops to show head line*
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    COOLIO'S DAILY LIFE!
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    Coolio woke up...walked down stairs and ate breakfast with his 2nd wife Megan.
    Coolio than goes to the company he owns (NOREinc...publishing co...)
    Coolio gets sexualy harrased by his secretary, Carol.
    Coolio does paper work.
    Coolio drinks coffee from his LIKE A BOSS mug.
    Coolio than after a long day at work goes home.
    Coolio caught playing soccer with his 4 AWSOME kids!
    Coolio makes a dinner of tacos!
    Coolio is served dessert by him eldest (15) son Edward(ice cream with a slice of pie).
    Coolio send 3 out of 4 kids to bed
    Edward has a date!
    Coolio than speaks with his wife while watching a romantic movie of her choosing.
    Coolio than goes to bed!
    Coolio falls asleep.
    Coolio Stays asleep.

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