If you survived, how long would you survive for?

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago | pl

    Not long at all, not long at all...on my own, that is. Fortunately I have boobs, two of them! I'm sure I could score a pity MRE.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago | pl

      Or a bunch of people would just eat you.

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago | pl

        *flashes her fun parts at ioncecame and steals his military issue rifle and foodstuffs in the momentary haze of confusion. Narrows her eyes, while staring into the sunset Clint Eastwood style, and thinks "post apocalyptic world, you and I were made for each other."

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago | pl

          or you could just do that...lol.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago | pl

      Wouldn't that just expose you to being raped and killed and having your equipment stolen?...

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago | pl

        Scroll up! I already have a gun.

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago | pl

          But so might they! Multiple infact! With multiple people! And a dog! With a chainsaw! :O

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          • CountessDouche
            9 years ago | pl

            And lions and tigers and bears with swords instead of hands (Merle style)! Oh my! I would have let you join my post apocalyptic motley crew because your bitchy disregard for people's feelings is reminiscent of the OG Daryl Dixon, but, you're panicking...and there's no room for panic in this post apocalyptic world.

            *caps Duz in the knee and moves on

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            • [Old Memory]
              9 years ago | pl

              You get a thumbs up just for the Merle reference. ;)

              -Does the MJ moves and dodges the shot slowly tilting my hat down as I moonwalk back in to the woods-

              You sure you don't want me on the team? I shoot bullets from my killer foot whipe dance move. You up for that!?

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          • Loopyloo
            8 years ago | pl

            hehe dog with a chainsaw

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