If you're cremated, what would you want people to do with your ashes

Best be snorting it. Don’t wanna let it go to waste.

where's the "I'm dead, I don't give a fuck" option?

pour em in my enemies gas tanks

I want to be turned into a precious diamond.

I want mine to be mixed with glitters and gold powder and kept in a locket to be passed to my descendants. Something like an heirloom.

Dump 'em under a tree for fertilizer.

Well, my plan is to be thrown over some city wall and to have my corpse be eaten by animals and bugs. But if that doesn't work out and I cant go to the family graveyard, I want someone to cremate me and mix my ashes into milk like some fucked up nesquik and drink me. Alternatively, you can mix me with crushed up DMT, PCP, cocaine or crystal meth and snort me.

I want my ashes to be bashed coke for filler

I'd like a natural burial - a simple cotton shroud, biodegradable bamboo coffin, no embalming. Except if someone really wanted to come and view my body and couldn't for a while until after I'd died.

But if I must be cremated, I'd like my remains to be put in a churchyard, with a small plaque with my name on it.

I would be upset if someone burned me. I want my body to be fed to nature

Use my ashes in the cement blocks or foundation of my last owned house. I plan to build my last house so I want to be apart of the house. Bonus points if I become a ghost protecting the house from those not of my family.

I have no idea. I still have my brothers ashes and have no idea what he would want me to do with them. I thought about spreading them in places he wanted to go but haven't really decided yet.

I want to be buried with the urns that contain the ashes of my felines who have passed to the other side.

Don't care...

You needed to include at least an "Other" option. I want mine in the river I love near my present home, but if my daughter & grandkids want to do anything else with them they can, not my business once I'm dead.

The folks left with my pile of dust can do whatever they want with it. I'd be dead so I wouldn't care.