If you only eat what birds eat, will you poop bird shit?

Like if you only eat bugs, worms and seeds will you poop a white liquid?

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Based on 9 votes (2 yes)
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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Birds only poop that liquid because they don't have bladders. Diet has nothing to do with it.

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    • LloydAsher

      They dont have bladders because the cloaca serves relatively the same purpose. The kidneys directly connect to the cloaca as our kidneys link to our bladders.

      Bladders can reabsorb water that is stored there (up to 60% in the right conditions) the cloaca does have the ability to reabsorb water but the percentages arent nailed down. That may be due to avians differing digestion system.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Fucking disgusting creatures

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      • LloydAsher

        I like birds. I enjoy their songs and occasional last second save plummets.

        Shrikes are cool birds too (they are very metal). They look like songbirds but they skewer their prey on thorns and wires.

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  • Tommythecaty

    I eat human femurs on occasion and I don’t piss milk.

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    • LloydAsher

      That's because the excess calcium is stored in your bones. Milk isnt made in the urinary tract either.

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      • Tommythecaty

        Milk definitely comes out yo urinary tract when you drink it.

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  • Wow3986

    Idiot, that's not how it works.

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  • LloydAsher

    Birds have a completely different digestive system than us humans. Most birds are designed to cut back on any extra weight. The cloaca is a multipurpose organ and orifice.

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  • Bassmachine

    Birds eat berries and plants that are poison to humans. Nope!

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  • Somenormie

    That's not how it works

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  • RoseIsabella

    You know so little of bird anatomy.

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  • Orphan

    It's their system that's built differently

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