If you had magical powers, what would you do with it?

Why I'm I asking this? Well, I'm just wondering what you guys would do if you have magical powers.

What are you going to do, OP? 0
Dunno. Maybe play tricks on people? 20
I'll just see the results, thanks. 10
I don't know why anyone would actually care about magic 3
I don't really care about it 2
Hey! Is this OP going mad?! 0
Give me a break...magic? 4
I'll just comment about what I'll do 6
I'd do lots of things (comment) 40
What's this magic crap? 2
This is just wierd... 0
Give all countries freedom 11
Not sure 6
Lame... 8
Are you serious...? 0
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Comments ( 44 )
  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Make sot9 vanish with a puff of smoke.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      If only

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  • BunFun

    the ability to talk to parakeets 10,000 miles under the sea. The possibilities are endless

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  • ijustmadethisaccount

    Here I will assume that "magic powers" means being 30th level in all D&D 3.5 caster classes, with all spells and all magic-related feats available. I would try to keep my casting abilities secret as long as possible. My first action would be to set up many contingency spells to protect myself from all forms of harm. (If attacked>dimension door away, if falling>feather fall, if gun pointed at me>protection from missiles, etc.) I would then create a few magic items (pen with infinite ink, yay mundane uses for godlike powers!). After that I would go about my life as normal, using spells whenever it wouldn't expose me (silent+still casting means that's almost all the time). I might eventually reveal my abilities to my close friends, with plenty of mind-altering spells ready if there are problems. Or I could just raise dead people for an exorbitant fee (spell components aren't free (hello diamonds)). If I got bored, I would reveal my powers to the general public (I'm already the school computer wizard, why not be the school wizard/cleric/sorcerer/every other caster class?). I might even decide to take over the world (I mean come on a level 30 caster in one class is already equivalent to a lesser god, add all the classes and all the feats, well...
    "I am become death, destroyer of worlds", anyone?) and succeed, at which point I would abolish all government, and then every few years wipe out any new governments that spring up.

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  • Sophiaaaaa

    Could I heal people?

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  • squirelhunter

    Id get blown by a unicorn and poop out chocolate flavour rainbows

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  • DADNSCAL

    Naked the Tea Party disappear.

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  • If I were invisible it would turn out exactly like the movie "hollow man".....

    .....but with way more rape.

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  • Love11

    I would use my powers to cast a love spell on every boy I know! They would follow me everywhere...

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  • vexron

    be able to become diffrent people

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  • Beerminator1

    Depends on the powers... If I'd get really god-like powers, I would quit school so I'd have as much time as possible to save people. And do my best to be a hero.

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  • SangoNyappy

    I'd become a trickster and make fun of people because I'm an asshole.

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  • Holzman67

    I'd conjure up money for those less fortunate. Turning bums into millionaires may have dire consequences though.. hmm I gotta think this one through some more

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  • auburnsin

    Magically make everyone physically fit and attractive to my standards.
    Everyone be playing in the big leagues now! Ha ha

    Men : Superman,
    Women : Wonderwoman

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  • q25t

    Go LARPing.

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  • suckonthis9

    'Magic', is not a 'power'. Magic is an illusion.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    This poll is wank

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  • GuessWho

    1. Genocide/Population control.
    I'd make the world a better place by ridding it of scum, solving the overpopulation problem at the same time.

    2. What 'Anime7' said.

    3. Become insanely powerful (in a magic sense)

    4. Become insanely powerful (as a person - you know those people with the money/reputation/connections to make anything happen)

    5. Help people in need.

    6. Have fun.

    7. Earn more money by taking government contracts to "make their problems go away". Obviously, I'll only take cases that are morally acceptable.

    Aside from that, I'd probably continue living my life as normal, get a normal job to pay for my food, house, car, etc. and keep my busy.

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    • suckonthis9

      "Genocide" is a very serious violation of International Law. It is also Unethical, and is not a solution.
      The only 'population control' that is Ethical, is the control that the population, in each respective region decides for themselves.

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      • GuessWho

        The death penalty would exist worldwide as Death by Me.
        People would be too scared to commit crimes as they would never get the opportunity to live in luxury in jail. I'd just find them and take them out, the moment they attempt to steal, kill or rape.
        The population group that I'd systematically destroy first would be the criminals. I suppose genocide isn't really the right word, but I'd be willing to act as that necessary evil to right the wrongs of the world by removing those with corrupt morals.

        In a way, I'd be 'purifying the world' like Hitler, but targeting people based on their morals, rather than physical characteristics - something that can only be accomplished with magical powers.

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        • suckonthis9

          So you are a self-professed dictator?

          How Unethical. How Archaic.

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          • GuessWho

            So?
            If I was that powerful, people would just have to put up with it.
            Good people may get helped by me and bad people will suffer at my hands.
            I'll be loved by some and hated by others.

            I'd have the power to change the world for the better.
            Many people wouldn't mind a dictator if he makes their lives better.
            It's not like I'd be taking away anyone's free will, I'd just be removing those from society that influence the lives of others in a negative way.

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            • suckonthis9

              Unfortunately for you, and luckily for the rest of us, you do not have that kind of power.

              How is killing someone, not taking away someone's free will?

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    • AbnormallyAwesome

      At the end you are an insanely rich massmurderer who lives a normal life. Seems legit.

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      • GuessWho

        That sounds about right. I'd like that.

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  • robokid

    I would be able to turn into any animal ive seen (including ones from games and movies)

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    • FionnaCakeFan

      Even ones that don't exist?! That would be awsome!

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_

    I wouldn't have to eat, drink, or sleep. I could devote my entire life to Molotov cocktails.

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  • Anime7

    I'd mess around like the kids from Chronicle. And if it was convenient I'd play the hero. Although, I would hold myself to a strict moral code so as to not get corrupt, I would kind of like people to make fun of me, to an extent, so as to remind me that I'm not better than them.

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  • CRuNKShaNK

    I would kill Harry Potter's parents, get the Elder wand, make several hocroxes, and have a pet snake.

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  • ChaoticBunny

    I would take over the world! Muahahahaha!

    ..... Oh, and I'd also love to fly (^_^)

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  • RedCurlsAre

    create Merida

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  • on a full moon i could fly

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Do you mean now? or we were born with it? If it was something I was born with would have destroyed all the children in my 6th grade! I would control the teachers minds so they would give me A and say what a good kid I was. Make them put me in all the classes I want without question. If I say I want 5 electives in 6 grade they would do it. I would then go and make my favourite cartoon characters real. I would rob a bank and live on a nice beach somewhere. I would later make back that money and go to that bank incognito and give back the money I stole. Say it was simply a donation.

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  • Paris2005

    After all the great things like curing cancer, war and poverty, I'd concentrate on me. Just imagine having the power to make any woman on earth-any woman-want to fuck you sooo bad she will do anything to get to you and you both enjoy wonderful, fantasy sex. If I could do that just once a month, I'd be the happiest man on earth. Just imagine the possibilities.....

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  • hairyfairy

    I`d inflict horrible diseases on anyone who pissed me off.

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  • et12356

    I would heal the mother land.

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