If you found a baby on your front door step, what would you do?

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  • I'd call the police. They'd know how to deal with it since I don't.

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  • This isn’t Harry Potter who the hell leaves a baby on a doorstep?

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  • Pick it up, bring it inside and cuddle it while I called child protection. Oh and hope they take a while to get there, I love babies and regret now that I only had one.

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  • Legally I doubt youre allowed to keep it, in fact it would probably even be more legal to leave it there even though' that would cause it to die pretty quickly least with current conditions here

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  • I'd think someone is trying to rob me (Gypsies using babies as bait to rob people is not uncommon in Europe), so I'd get my gun just in case, call the police and carefully monitor the situation from inside my home.

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  • Eat it.

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  • Take it one of those restrooms where they have one of those "baby changing" fold out tables and leave for an exchange with someone else.

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  • My paranoid mind would tell me it's some kind of trick to get me arrested. I'd close the door and call the cops, maybe keep an eye on it from the window.

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  • Police and child services. I'm way past the point of having anyone else to take care of other than myself...Or maybe spread bbq sauce on it and put it in the back yard for the vermin (kidding, kidding..).

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  • Black market

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  • I'd call the police, because I'm certainly not touching that thing.

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  • Get a coat hanger and perform a very late term abortion.
    (That was a joke, by the way)

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  • Tell the cops, they will take care of it.

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  • Drop the baby off at fire station/or if there is an orphan housing. The nearby hospital.

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  • Call the Police, seen too many forensic files and crime documentaries.

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  • Bring it in and immediatly call child services. I would be tempted to keep it as i can't have kids of my own but in the end i can't afford that shit and it would be better off for the child

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  • I would keep it an raise it as my own.

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  • I would try to find out information about the child if possible and consider the situation I’m in. If I could I’d maybe take the child in but if not I’d make great efforts to make sure he/she goes into good care.

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  • What the hell does a fire Department have to do with abandoned children?

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    • That's one place unwanted babies can be left without any legal penalties. At least in The US it is. It's to avoid people leaving them in dumpsters or at churches or whatever depraved shit people do. Fireststions are manned 24/7 and have people trained in medical care and even the littlest of shit towns have one.

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      • I've heard of stuff like this on the news, babies being dropped of at fire stations left and right. It's almost like a daily thing.

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