If you embarrassed yourself very badly in public, what would you do?

Oh, I just recalled a real gem in my adventures. I was in jail, they came and chained my waist and cuffed my hands to the waist chain, so I could go and be arraigned before the judge with the other misfits there that day.

So...about 15 of us are walking up stairs to the courtroom, I and one other female were in front, followed by all males. My fucking jail pants fell down, they were too big. And my hands are shackled to my fucking waist. I could do literally nothing, the officers were walking ahead and behind, and it took them a while to help me out. So, about 10-12 male jail inmates saw my fucking pants fall down, I was wearing a thong....yeah....what a day. I bet all those people talk abou tthat story all the time, the girl whose pants fell down in jail....they'd have to, come on, that's pretty awesome and memorable. I didn't care too much, except for the fact that I didn't know who these pervs might be that caught a good glimpse, they could've been there for anything from drunkenness to rape to murder, I didn't know. Not embarrrassed, but a bit unsettled. but it makes me happy to think I am someone's fascinating and funny story tht they can tell.