If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do that day?

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If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do that day?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago | pl

    look in the closet and bitch bout how i gots nothin to wear

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'd find my prostate, masturbate, and then hook up with as many men as possible.

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    • VinnyB
      9 years ago

      I'm suprised you said this being female currently. Because I was going to say hook up with as many men as possible too cause I think that would be much easier as a woman.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        I answered that way because I think it might be fun trying stuff with dudes as a dude for some reason :)

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          9 years ago

          Makes sense.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      You mean hooking up AS A MAN YOURSELF? Why?

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        Why not? :)

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          9 years ago

          You mean hooking up with men WHILE YOU ARE A MAN, as in homosexual context?

          I didn't disagree with you. I just wanted some clarification.

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            9 years ago

            I knew you weren't disagreeing with me, Banned Ha Times Three Attached To An OMG. I just said why not because I think it would be fun to try stuff with dudes as a dude. :)

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            • omghahahawasbanned
              9 years ago

              Gotcha. It makes sense.

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  • modernism
    9 years ago

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    And then after that...

    I'd have sex with a bunch of chicks and compare the feeling to sex as a female. Just to see which gender feels the most sexual pleasure.

    And then I'd swing my dick around and pee standing up. That would be fun.

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    • Mytwin295
      9 years ago

      I always wondered what it would feel like to helicopter a dick.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Absofuckinglutely! Without a moment's hesitation.

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  • spunkluvr
    4 years ago

    God forbid.

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  • monjo
    8 years ago

    Gangbang with a lot of guys. I'm white and bi and would so love a lot of black cock. I have moobs so I would want big tits.

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  • ginsters110
    9 years ago

    I'd play with my tits, then go out and get laid as much as possible.

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  • regisphilbin
    9 years ago

    try to pee standing up

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  • pulse-punch
    9 years ago

    I would fingerbang myself all day long!

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  • sheven
    9 years ago

    Pee with a dick

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  • Dot123
    9 years ago

    Finger my own butt.

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    • VSpnklvr
      9 years ago

      You could do that as either sex so what's the new experience?

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  • Mytwin295
    9 years ago

    Have all the gay sex!!!!!!!

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    • VSpnklvr
      9 years ago

      Do you mean try anal and bjs or have gay sex all day?

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      • Mytwin295
        9 years ago

        Both. I would do what normal gay couples do.

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        • VSpnklvr
          9 years ago

          That's legit, I think it's safe to assume you enjoy anal and giving bjs then .

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          • Mytwin295
            9 years ago

            Never done anal but banana honey is delicious ;)

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            • VSpnklvr
              9 years ago

              Give it a try, you just might like it ;).

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  • CSmiles
    9 years ago

    Probably try to get shagged by as many men as possible

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  • tokillanally
    9 years ago

    Yes. Ever heard the phrase "Women don't have sex; men can't have sex"?

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    • Ace9
      9 years ago

      No, not really.

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  • thegildedfallacy
    9 years ago

    I'd have to masturbate, just so that I could experience the male orgasm. I think it would be fascinating to compare the nuanced sensations of the male and female orgasm, something scientists - as far as I know, anyway - still haven't come close to succeeding in doing. As I understand it, while the 8,000 or so nerve endings located in the female clitoris are concentrated in one small space, the ones men have in their penises are distributed more sparsely (obviously some areas are more sensitive than others, such as the glans (head)). Would this lead to disparate levels of intensity?

    Also, I'd probably want to try kissing and sleeping with a girl and a boy (separately) as a male. Once again, just for the experience.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      Sounds like a plan.

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      • thegildedfallacy
        9 years ago

        I may or may not have put a little too much thought into that. :')

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    Masturbate, eat, masturbate, sleep, masturbate, sleep, masturbate, eat.

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    • mystery7
      9 years ago

      So nothing different from your normal routine then?

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      • RainbowDischarge
        9 years ago

        Usually I fuck your sister

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        • mystery7
          9 years ago

          oh great I'll ask her what she thought when I see her

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          • RainbowDischarge
            9 years ago

            Thanks. Could you give her this survey? *hands paper*

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      Wait a minute...How do you know so much about how I spend my day?

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      • RainbowDischarge
        9 years ago

        I set up hidden cameras around your house. I've been conducting research

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        • VirgilManly
          9 years ago

          Well then, I would imagine you can see......THIS!

          or how about......THIS? Oh my.

          Do you like watching when I do..........This?
          :O

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          • RainbowDischarge
            9 years ago

            Again, again! My favorite is when you dance in your glitter man thong ;) Hubba hubba

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            • VirgilManly
              9 years ago

              While I sing the Donna Summer hit, "Love To Love You Baby"?

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5AztWseIdU

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      Enjoy your pleasant life, I guess.

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      • RainbowDischarge
        9 years ago

        Its only for a day.

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          9 years ago

          Hehe. Otherwise, you're dead soon.

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