If you could romantically be with a plant, would you?

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If you could romantically be with a plant, would you?

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago | pl

    Poison ivy? i can dig it

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      Kinky.

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  • dom180
    9 years ago | pl

    It would be useful to know the pros and cons of the arrangement as you see it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      What if the plant was like a human?

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      • VirgilManly
        9 years ago | pl

        Like a person in a vegetative state?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago | pl

          No.

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      • ㅤㅤㅤ
        9 years ago | pl

        So a furry that's a plant?

        Wait, are you talking about the plant people in the Sims? Honestly....yes, yes I would fuck an anthropomorphic plant.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago | pl

          I am not a furry.

          I don't ply the sims so, I wouldn't know about that. Have you ever seen Doctor Who? They have had some sentient plants that were Humanoid-like.

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          • ㅤㅤㅤ
            9 years ago | pl

            Nah, I haven't. I'd be friends with plants, but does that mean I can't eat salads anymore?

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago | pl

    Robert Plant, yeah.

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago | pl

    If they created a vagina plant I would immediately take up gardening.

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  • LornaMae
    9 years ago | pl

    Why are you asking this? Would you?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      I honestly don't know. Only if I loved it, but I am yet to find myself sexually attracted to a plant.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago | pl

    How could a plant be like a human? That makes absolutely no sense.
    Why would you want to, when there are something like 6 billion humans on the planet. Anybody can romantically be with a human if they wish; it's just not that hard to get laid.

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    • Crusades
      9 years ago | pl

      It is hard to get laid for most of these losers on IIN.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago | pl

        Aw :( like yourself? That would explain why you are so grumpy

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago | pl

          Haha. Agreed.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      It has nothing to do with getting laid or not. You seem to be under the impression that I am a male. This is not the case. I am not sexually attracted to plants, either. The thought occurred to me and it caused me to wonder what others would do if they were ever in such a situation. That is all.

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  • Emosewaj
    9 years ago | pl

    Depends...

    Do Grass-Type Pokémon count?
    If yes i would probably do Deerling, Roselia or any evolution of Snivy

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago | pl

    Yah, I would love my Grass-Type Pokemon! I'm fond of Grass-Types!

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  • Crusades
    9 years ago | pl

    What difference does it make? Most people are vegetables anyway.

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  • InsanityShotgun
    9 years ago | pl

    Poison ivy ;) sure ill try a plant

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    9 years ago | pl

    Haven't you seen "Little shop of horrors"? F NO!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    Hmmm...romantically yes, sexually, no. I have an aloe vera plant I love. I was devastated when my cat knocked her off her stand, and her and her children spilled onto the floor. I was surprised they even made it after I potted them again!

    I call her beautiful, so I dunno, I guess that's a little romantic haha. It's more like a plant pet though.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago | pl

      my kitty just chews them all to death =O

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago | pl

        My cats chew on my spider plant!

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    • Crusades
      9 years ago | pl

      It must be really lonely being you.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago | pl

        Not lonely, fun. Loosen up sweetcheeks

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago | pl

    <3 Vash the Stampede

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago | pl

    No?

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  • gummy_jr
    9 years ago | pl

    I have a thing for sunflowers ;)

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago | pl

    A dozen roses are very romantic.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago | pl

    The Audrey 2?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      Ah! Now that would be a nonnegotiable nightmare! The relationship wouldn't even be worth it.

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