If you could morph 2 animals to make a superanimal, which would you pick?

I'd combine a husky and an ostrich. They're both strong and run kind of fast, so what can possibly go wrong with having a dogbird speed demon?

In this imaginary scenario, theres a computer that will combine any two animals with just a tiny, harmless sample of their fur, feathers or skin. No animals would be slaughtered.

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  • megadriver

    A duck and a beaver! Oh wait... it's already been done, it's called a platypus.

    On a more serious note, ok not serious, but whatever...

    A chicken and a T-rex. Imagine the size of that mother-clucker! Colonel Sanders would have a heart attack from excitement.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    my dingo and a squirrel

    endless entertainment watchin him chase himself

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    • megadriver

      I laughed at this more than I should of...

      Just imagined the results XD

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  • Mammal-lover

    Rabbit and dolphin maybe.

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  • leafeon

    cat shiba. ultimate grouch lol

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  • verynormalusername

    mouse + blue whale

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  • leafeon

    pig + bird = pigasus

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  • LloydAsher

    Honey badger and a bear. Something that even modern small arm fire wouldnt be able to pierce. Its diet? Any fucking thing it wanted.

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  • FactualOpinioness

    Hyena+honey badger

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    • LloydAsher

      Have you seen how hyenas are birthed? Terrifying and probably extremely painful

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  • RoseIsabella

    I dunno, it sounds quite abominable.

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  • Wryladradofft

    Human and clam

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    • LloydAsher

      Try finding a virgin in Las Vegas. Pretty close

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  • Whatintarnation

    Already been done. Ever Google a Platypus

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    • Tommythecaty

      We have them where I live. It combines the worst qualities of both beaver and duck 🥴

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  • raisinbran

    blue whale and centipede

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Dolphin and Eagle.

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    • litelander8

      The sound it would make it probably really satisfying.

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  • YE

    Any two animals that can successfully morph into a dragon.

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  • litelander8

    Elephant and giraffe.

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