If you could have coitus with a celebrity, who would you choose & why?

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If you could have coitus with a celebrity, who would you choose? And why?

Brad Pitt 1
Jennifer Lawrence 11
Other (Help me out here, I don't like celebs and too lazy to type) 9
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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    All the celebs I thought were cute and interesting before I met my wife, have all had kids, a real dick softener for me.
    There just haven't been any really hot celebs in the last few years that have been all that attractive to me.

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    • tokillanally
      9 years ago

      Who drew that profile picture of yours?

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        I am so very embarrassed to admit I have forgotten her name. I hope she sees this and cusses me up and down, so I can apologize to her.

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        • tokillanally
          9 years ago

          Perhaps it was Pika-girl?

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  • Anonnet
    8 years ago

    Jennifer Lawrence. I was also too lazy to go and look up hot celebrities, so I'll just trust that you went with someone good.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      She's good, but you gotta move fast, because the line is long.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Eddie Vedder and Corey Taylor. Why? Because yummm.

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    Tina Fey :|

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    • chained_rage
      8 years ago

      And you don't need to add a reason if you answer 'Tina Fey'

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      • omghahahawasbanned
        8 years ago

        Who is Tina Fey?

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        • chained_rage
          8 years ago

          Omg :|

          You are dead to me now. Hmph.

          Lol :) Tina Fey played in 30 Rock. She is very funny and I think she looks really nice. Google her :) You'll like her

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  • zsdworknman
    9 years ago

    Ummmm Taylor swift or niki minaj or both .....please both

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Alright there, Sheldon. Erm, Katherine Isabelle when she was in "Ginger Snaps".

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      *lol*

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  • MisterPapaya
    9 years ago

    Emma Stone because she is absolutely adorable!

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Zooey deschanel because she's genuinely and naturally beautiful in everything i've seen her in amd every picture i've seen, even the no makeup selfie she took after just waking up is still sexier than most celebrities after being in the studio makeover chair and after being digitally altered

    Also obviously we don't know celebrities but from what I've seen of her I like her personality, or at least the personality she projects to the world, and she's a musician and she has an amazing voice

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    barbra streisand

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Betty White

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        cleopatra

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        • anti-hero
          9 years ago

          Eve.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            9 years ago

            only if she bought me a barbecued rib dinner first

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