If you could be the president of a country, which one would you choose

If you could be the president of a country, which one would you choose AND why?

USA 6
North Korea 2
Russia 3
Germany 2
China 0
Japan 2
Kate Upton 9
A different country (you name it) 8
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  • gummy_jr

    Antarctica --those penguins need guidance

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      They sure can use some gummy.

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      • gummy_jr

        VOTE FOR ME!

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          Talk penguin to me!

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          • gummy_jr

            *violent squawking and slaps you rapidly with flippers*

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            • omghahahawasbanned

              lol

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  • Mytwin295

    Djibouti. Solely for the purpose of making booty puns and references.

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    • VSpnklvr

      You mean puns such as "booty and the beast", "age before booty" and my personal favorite "ford super booty"!!!

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      • Mytwin295

        Yus!

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  • megadriver

    Any balkan country. Easy money for one term. Then I can double my profits by investing and getting the best deals via connections I've made.

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  • green_boogers

    Saudi Arabia. I would steal large sums of oil revenue to bank in Switzerland. And then go back to traveling around the world.

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  • cozyinhere

    Narinia. Definetly Narnia.

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  • CreativeThinker

    Any isolated country where I'm not answerable to anyone for anything ......

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  • Arm0se

    President? God Emperor.

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  • Holzman_67

    burkina faso

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  • DonnySullivan

    Eithah Ireland or Southie. There's othah playces out thayah worth a fuck?

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      This kind of accent will get you elected... NOT!

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      • DonnySullivan

        Evah heard of the Kennedys?

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          Most of them are dead, yeah.

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          • DonnySullivan

            Come back and talk to me when you're president of something. You know, like Jack Kennedy was.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Of all the places I've been recently, I'd have to go with St Vincent and the Grenadines. A true paradise for water lovers, and a young country that, with proper management, could become a prosperous little country, without ruining what makes it such a wonderful place.

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