If you could be the president of a country, which one would you choose

Antarctica --those penguins need guidance

Djibouti. Solely for the purpose of making booty puns and references.

Any balkan country. Easy money for one term. Then I can double my profits by investing and getting the best deals via connections I've made.

Saudi Arabia. I would steal large sums of oil revenue to bank in Switzerland. And then go back to traveling around the world.

Narinia. Definetly Narnia.

Any isolated country where I'm not answerable to anyone for anything ......

President? God Emperor.

burkina faso

Eithah Ireland or Southie. There's othah playces out thayah worth a fuck?

Of all the places I've been recently, I'd have to go with St Vincent and the Grenadines. A true paradise for water lovers, and a young country that, with proper management, could become a prosperous little country, without ruining what makes it such a wonderful place.