I'd be a shape shifting merfolk elf dwarf hobbit fairy demon orc troll vampire werewolf centaur unicorn pegasus dragon griffin ent that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes and explodes things just by thinking about them and turns invisible and can NOT die and can grant anyone infinite wishes as long as they bring a naturally born purple and green possum to my great sky fortress/kingdom so I can watch them eat it, even though I can already see EVERYTHING that goes on, I make miracles and I'm also half cat, I know the meaning of everything and I can make anything appear in thin air, and I only eat magic chickens who marry someone who tried to kill them and also blue chickens too with a side of barbeque sauce and human hearts♥ with a pinch of love for seasoning. That's what I would be. I'd also be part water.
If you could be any Mythical Creature, what would it be?
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I'd be a shape shifting merfolk elf dwarf hobbit fairy demon orc troll vampire werewolf centaur unicorn pegasus dragon griffin ent that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes and explodes things just by thinking about them and turns invisible and can NOT die and can grant anyone infinite wishes as long as they bring a naturally born purple and green possum to my great sky fortress/kingdom so I can watch them eat it, even though I can already see EVERYTHING that goes on, I make miracles and I'm also half cat, I know the meaning of everything and I can make anything appear in thin air, and I only eat magic chickens who marry someone who tried to kill them and also blue chickens too with a side of barbeque sauce and human hearts♥ with a pinch of love for seasoning. That's what I would be. I'd also be part water.
P.S. → I am NOT high
:D