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If you could be any other animal for one day, which one would you be and why?

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  • SkullsNRoses

    A giraffe, ridiculous yet majestic I would gallop along the planes with my herd and enjoy the fantastic views as I munched on the tops of trees.

    It would have to be a guarantee that no lions attacked me though.

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    • Thankfully, you'd be able to kill a lion with a single kick.

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      • DIO

        Giraffes can't do that. And lions kill giraffes.

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        • Maybe not with one kick all the time, but I've seen a giraffe kill a lion. And I've also seen a giraffe fighting off multiple lions at once. Adult giraffes are far from ideal prey for lions, same with elephants.

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    • DIO

      You can avoid them by going into water and just letting you head stick out. It could work.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    A cat, if my username doesn't already give it away. Whenever I see a neighborhood cat, I think about how great it would be to wake up every single day and have absolutely no responsibilities, free to do what I want. Sleeping all day, exploring the neighborhood, etc.

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    • Walk

      I'd give u food

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    • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

      Yesssss

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  • embodiedentity

    Great white shark, I've been fascinated with them my whole life and I dream about them often.

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    • DIO

      That's a nice choice. It should be interesting.

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    • MissWolf

      They are very interesting yet scary to me

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  • LornaMae

    Animal, the Muppet! Then I'd sleep for about 6 months, being him seems too intense.

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    • DIO

      We're talking about real animals here. Not jokes. Be serious or I'll turn you into a muppet for one year.

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      • LornaMae

        I wouldn't mind. Now I'm gonna be serious, fuck you.

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        • DIO

          Butthurt much? You look like the kind of girl nobody likes because she's a bitch.

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          • charli.m

            She's actually pretty fucking popular because she's fun, clever and a pleasure to know. What's got up your butt?

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          • LornaMae

            Hahahahahaha are you for real?

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            • DIO

              Are you? You're the one not answering the question properly and insulting people when they ask you to do it.
              That's retarded.

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  • libertybell

    A short-haired orange tabby cat! 🐱 I would rub up against people, and the recycling bin. I would sleep with my person on their bed if they allowed me to. I would meow and be affectionate, and I would do the slow blink. I have thought about this a lot. πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜ΌπŸ˜ΈπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜»πŸ˜½πŸ˜ΏπŸ˜ΎπŸ™€

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  • LifeIsWhatever

    A brown wolf.
    "Why?" Because being a wolf seems so free, you know running with their pack, they seem like the most free animal. Also having a family that would freaking die for you. I love being in the woods and being able to just run. I know being a wolf there is that rule "Survive" but I be cool with still eatting deer, like who doesn't love deer meat.

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    • DIO

      You wouldn't like raw deer meat. And wolves don't cook.
      I guess it's ok for one day though.

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      • Raw reindeer pelmeni is good

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      • LifeIsWhatever

        Who says I haven't ate deer meat raw.
        Plus I know I still eat it as wolf cooked or not.
        Food is food.

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        • DIO

          Alright.

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  • litelander8

    A dolphin.

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    • DIO

      Why?

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      • litelander8

        They play. Are excellent hunters. And still fuck for fun. 😎

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        • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

          And they get high by poking certain fish

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          • litelander8

            Hell yeah!

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  • Cliche1234

    This post is a coincidence. I've been thinking about this lately. I would love to be an eagle just to fly freely anywhere I want to while not having to worry about threats as it's at the top of the food chain and the strongest bird. Also, visiting loved ones who lived far away from my town would've been a breeze. <3

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I thought of something similar but then the question came up "But would my family recognize me in my bird form?" I don't think they would. If it's for a day then I'll need to stay as a bird for the trip back too. Unless I can change back at will, but OP did not specify that. I'll stick with being a bird anyway. XD

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      • DIO

        One day. No changing for one day.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Ok and thank you.
          :)
          I'll still stick with being a bird. I can't visit my family, but being able to fly high and free is still pretty fun.

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          • Cliche1234

            Same. I mean we can still have those nice majestic huge ass wings to fly around for freedom while doing some adventuring even though we can't meet people since we can't transform at will. I mean, you don't get a chance to flap some big meaty wings every day in life so might as well still go for that choice. :-D

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          • DIO

            You can still visit your family. They'll just won't know it's you.

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    • DIO

      Eagles are at the top of the food chain but they are certainly not the strongest birds.
      Thanks for you reply.

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      • Cliche1234

        They are not? It's ok even if they aren't the strongest. At least safety is much ensured being one to fly for freedom rather than being something like a fragile ass pigeon. :-)

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        • DIO

          What the hell does that even mean? How does a bird fly for freedom?

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          • MissWolf

            Obiously you're not American DIO. Stop causing drama

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            • DIO

              How is this drama? You're so fucking weird.

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  • leggs91200

    House cat.
    Those bastards have it made.

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    • DIO

      Trust me, they don't.

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  • UselessTrash2

    I'm late af, but I'd want to be a sloth. They just hang in trees all day eating leaves and sleeping. I basically do the same thing as a human, but it makes me a burden to others so I would like to be a sloth so I wouldn't feel guilty about it. I also find it really cool how they have little ecosystems in their fur, they're never really alone.

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  • karmasAbich

    A peacock. Because it is destiny.

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  • I'd be a raven, ideally the three eyed one, but a regular one is fine. I just want to be able to fly, and not have to worry too much about humans being assholes or getting hunted all the time.

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    • DIO

      Thanks for your answer. I don't think you'd be hunted all the time within the span of one day though.

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  • McBean

    A seagull. Skim over the waves on the beach, and have sex on demand with other swinger seagulls.

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  • scorpio_zee

    A bird for sure, so that I can fly from a place to another and feel the wind touching my tiny wings, and when getting tired I can rest on a tree and eat some berries.

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    • DIO

      Which kind of bird? Not all birds fly.

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      • scorpio_zee

        obviously I meant a bird that can fly and is small in size

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        • DIO

          Like a sparrow or bigger?

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  • raisinbran

    Snail parasite (google it)

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    • DIO

      I know what it is.

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  • Hubbard

    Dog because they’re bundles of fun!

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    • DIO

      They taste funny for sure.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Good question. It'd depend on whether I'd retain my full human intelligence or not. If I didn't then, if I became a fish or something, even if I still had all my memories of being human and planning what to do when I changed into a fish, I'd still be too simple to comprehend the whole situation. And so I'd probably just ignore those confusing incomprehensible memories and just instinctually go around doing fish stuff. Therefore I wouldn't be able to take advantage of the situation and try to find sunken treasure or just experiment and have fun or whatever else I had planned, so it would be a bit of a waste then. I'd still be able to think back on what it was like afterwards, when I turned back into a human, but I wouldn't be able to take full advantage of the situation at the time. It would be cool though to experience what it'd be like to be such a basic autonomous creature.

    So I'd have to choose a mammal anyway, any other animal wouldn't be intelligent enough. A dolphin would be the obvious alternative then for an underwater animal rather than any fish. A dolphin would be an excellent choice overall anyway since I could then compare my intelligence as a dolphin to that when I was a human, since dolphins are one of the smartest animals on the planet. Not to mention exploring the depths of the ocean would be like exploring another world.

    A chimpanzee would also be a great choice since they're so similar to us physically as well as mentally. So it'd be a good chance to compare the psychology of a chimpanzee to that of a human.

    Regardless of what animal you decided on it'd be a huge opportunity for scientists to learn about how other animals experience the world.

    If I did retain full human intelligence though then I think I'd choose a bird so that I could fly. That would be a dream come true.

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    • UselessTrash2

      Some fish are actually quite smart

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    • DIO

      Bird it is.

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  • Holzman_67

    A bird

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    • DIO

      Which one?

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    Falcon or cat

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    • DIO

      Pick one.

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  • dimwitted

    A large cat. Like a panther, leopard or cheetah.

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  • A duck.
    Can fly, swim, be cute as hell, people feed you, hang out with other ducks. Hang out in a park where people are just happy to see you shake your little duck butt.
    Just do duck shit all day

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    • SkullsNRoses

      A male duck? Do you know about their... unique genitals?

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      • Dont be rude!
        My deformed duck dick is none of your business

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        • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

          Every time I walk by the water in certain seasons I see ducks getting raped

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          • DIO

            I guess they couldn't...

            DUCK IT

            YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    • DIO

      Ok thanks

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