If you changed your last name, what would your last name be?

Gutenfragenoidyoustoopidbaget

I'd change mine to Corleone, and make you an offer you couldn't refuse.

i would like it to be 'six'

Not sure aboot my last name but I'd like to change my middle name to Wait for It

I would change my last name to Tress.

Torres.

I don't particularly want to get married, but I do want to find a life partner...and hopefully he would be ok with me changing my last name to his. I don't like my last name.

Kerrie..'mabey

I actually think about what I would change my name to if given the chance or I wanted a false identity.

If my name was Ben, i'd change my last name to Dover.

I'd change it, but I don't what should substitute it. I like my surname but it seems it is also a name for 'p*nis head' in german so I'm kinda ashamed of it lol

Ass.

Ass, Bad

Powers.

McFly

An'ho

Check out your popular culture. Who has NOT heard of Abbott and Costello?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbott_and_Costello

Awesomeness

...Or maybe just "Awesome"

Then everyone would call me "Mr. Awesome"

...Or change my full name to "Guess Who"

Then I could confuse callers every time I answer the phone:
{ Hello, Guess Who Speaking.
I don't know, who?
Guess Who.
Who? I told you I don't know.
And I told you twice that I'm Guess Who }

For many years there was a Mr R. Sandercock in my local phone book. And I recently spoke to a Mr Cowpat.

I'd change it to rock n' roll.

Seeing as my last name is hunt I'd actually change my first name to mike

Zemnie

Nail.

Can I change mine to crapper?