If you can relandscape your body, what would you do?

If you can relandscape your body, what would you do?

For example: Becoming taller; having bigger boobs, etc.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Nothing. If it isn't one thing, it's another. We are rarely satisfied with what we got. And I'm use to body. It isn't perfect, but it is mine.

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    • Odeen

      Yes. This. Why can't I upvote this enough?

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  • VirgilManly

    I'd add a koi pond.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      so a sex change then?

      virginiawomanly

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      • VirgilManly

        No. I was thinking about something out back. Maybe turn my swamp ass into something nice.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          time to drain the swamp

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    • Avant-Garde

      I guess this explains everything then.

      http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4900000/Howl-s-Moving-Castle-howls-moving-castle-4919320-853-480.jpg

      It's going to have to be a small one.

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  • seekelp

    Can I alter my brain? That's technically part of my body.

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      Yeah I've changed my answer now

      ∆ this

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Narrower feet,

    I love converse but they're so narrow I have to buy sizes bigger than my feet just so they won't make my feet bleed, after leaving my running shoes out in the rain I did a jog with a pair of converse and ended up with blood blisters and bleeding heel

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  • deadfishfollowthestream

    I would like to have boobs bigger than China and destroy mankind with them.

    Jk having pretty eyes and a better butt would be nice.

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  • chained_rage

    I would wanna put my butthole where my mouth is so that I can have a valid excuse whenever I talk shit.

    My mouth would then probably have to be moved to my right palm.

    I would also like to add a sunroof somewhere and add a tail

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    • omghahaha

      omghahaha

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    • Avant-Garde

      For a moment there, I was getting scared that you were going to want your anus bleached.

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  • Odeen

    Less acne, less body hair, less penis, more vagina.

    Oh, I'm trans btw, so this was easy for me :)

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  • tokillanally

    A full beard, bigger arms, and rid my body of acne scars.

    Some of you guys are too hard on yourselves.

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  • I'd widen my jaw, make my nose smaller, give myself better cheekbones, make my ears smaller, turn my eyes upwards a bit, widen my brow ridge, give myself fuller lips, widen my mouth, fix my overbite, thicken my bones a bit, grow 6 or 7 inches taller, restore my foreskin I guess, get rid of those marks on my back, and fix my digestive problems (it is a part of my body, after all). I'd also change my DNA to reflect these changes in my body, in case I decide to breed for some stupid reason.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i needs to git an awesomeness reduction

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  • Short4Words

    Sometimes I feel like I need to be taller but I'm enough of a narcissist that I like me for me. That being said I would totally take some free muscles.

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  • spunkluvr

    Younger, slimmer, bigger cock, permanent hair removal.

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  • 1knotted

    Add a runway down my chest (from the hills to the valley), making it easier to land in the hangar.

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  • ericVsauce

    Post like these is why I say that this website isn't healthy

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  • Dulse.

    Turtles.

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  • CynicalOptimist

    Assuming there was some limit to the number of modifications I was allowed to make, I would give myself a sharper nose, a slightly more vertically symmetrical face and maybe make myself one or two inches higher to reach 6'. Oh, and I'd do something to my sweat glands to stop myself from sweating like a pig all the time.
    Actually my ass hair would have to go too.
    Other than that I'm pretty happy with my body.

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  • Unimportant

    A better brain.

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  • kelili

    Longer legs, smaller nose :D

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  • Anonymous200

    Shrink my waist, along with my boobs. Make my butt a different shape. Thinner thighs. No glasses and wavier hair.

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  • 101714

    i want like my armpit hair and my leg and arm hair removed. basically all the hair on my body besides my head and my pubic area.
    i also want bigger and perkier boobs. 36B at the least. and i wanna be taller in height, but i wanna be only 5'3".
    i want narrower feet and a fast metabolism. i want a smaller but hgih ass too. and long and skinny legs.

    i have so much i wanna change. the cons of being a girl

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    • Odeen

      Not necessarily just a girl thing :/

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  • Mytwin295

    At first I thought you mean 'relandscape the manscape'. Then I read the description.

    I would definitely get rid of all pubic and armpit hair permanently.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I'm already becoming taller due to being a late bloomer. Such a blessing!

    - Breast removal, they serve me zero purpose and I don't like them.

    - spinal surgery for my scoliosis. I've thought about it but, the risks, aftercare, and having something artificially placed inside me, puts me off. (punctured lung- I hear that it's very painful). The after care: no stitches are used to sew up the incision! They only use strips of tape! You can't get the tape strips wet, for obvious and horrifying reasons, and someone has to bathe you! Plus, I don't think you're supposed to walk either, but I can't really remember. I just remembered, they want you to drop a lot of weight before you can get the surgery. I'm already quite thin, still underweight, most likely, and my weight has already taken quite an unpleasant toll on my body.

    - surgery to straighten my hips.

    - surgery to remove genitalia. I've thought about removing what I have, only leaving a hole. However, if I get myself in a sexual relationship with someone, it might be best to keep it. Otherwise, it serves me no purpose.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    Bigger boobs, fuller ass, longer legs, wider hips so my waist will look even smaller. Oh my.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd want smaller, perkier breasts, a bigger butt, wider hips, straight hair that does not frizz, a straight spine, and straight teeth.

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    • shuggy-chan

      I want you just the way you are :)

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        You're sweet. ♥ In fact, that comment is so shuggy shugary sweet, it makes me wish to hug/kiss you and attempt to beat the snot out of you at the same time. I'm not very strong, so it'll probably wind up being gentle smacks that do no damage :)
        (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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    • Redcoats

      A straight spine would be painful! O:

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I meant a spine that's actually normal. XD

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  • thegypsysailor

    Quite simply; speed up my metabolism.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Me too!

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    • Avant-Garde

      It's both a blessing and a curse.

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