If you can have one plastic surgery, what would you have it for?

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If you can have one plastic surgery, what would you have it for?

Eyes 2
Nose 9
Lips 1
Chin 3
Boobs 7
Tummy 5
Hips 0
Penis 5
Pussy 0
Butts 5
Thighs 1
Others 7
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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    Can't wait to remove the extra butts.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Does it have to be plastic surgery? I want a bionic eye. I could download maps, see stuff super far away, slow things down, see information about a bunch of stuff......

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  • umph
    8 years ago

    Get 3 out of my 5 eyes removed.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    None

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    When they can put my brain in a young, good looking body, I'll be first in line!

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  • sweetcake
    8 years ago

    I wish my face wasn't the first place to look fat!

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  • MrsEdGein
    8 years ago

    I'd get a breast reduction. I need one.

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  • theseeker
    8 years ago

    Fuck plastic! Stay natural!

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Penis.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      What's the problem?

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  • Alyss
    8 years ago

    Oh god this is like Sophie's fucking Choice. I suppose if I had to choose, it'd be my butt. I need one.

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  • kelili
    8 years ago

    Nose! Nose! Nose!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    Definitely my breasts. They really need to be lifted.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      Do they shape like pancakes? Those have special values. *yum*

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago

        No. They're more of a splayed pear shape. A slightly settled splayed pear shape. Lol

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        • Mytwin295
          8 years ago

          The Japple-pears are not to be messed with!

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            8 years ago

            Wait, are we getting attacked by a Pyrus pyrifolia?!
            *takes out knife*
            Time to chop me some snacks!

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            • Mytwin295
              8 years ago

              They go great with bananas. Hell, why not make a fruit salad ;)

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          8 years ago

          "Splayed pear shape"?

          How splayed are they? For crying out loud, they sound nom nom to me! lol

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            8 years ago

            EEK!
            *flies to my chicken coop*
            You shall not slaughter me!
            :D

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            • omghahahawasbanned
              8 years ago

              *flies to my chicken coop*? Lmao

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  • Shrunk
    8 years ago

    None but I would like to have lasik surgery someday

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  • 1up525
    8 years ago

    i would get it on my toe.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    I would like to have microdermabrasion.

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  • squirrelgirl
    8 years ago

    My chin. It's underdeveloped, and doctors (medical doctors, not plastic surgeons) wanted to fix it once I turned 16, but it fell through for some reason.

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    My pinky toe.

    That way I can hang with the cool kids without looking fucked up like them

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  • pixie44
    8 years ago

    I would be so scared to have plastic surgery on my face.
    Have you seen all the horror stories?! D:
    You can never come back from that.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I ain't going near any plastic surgery.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      Why mess with perfection?

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        Damn right, bebbeh! *Swurls hair* ;)

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago

          Woo child!

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