If wwiii was only world leaders fistfighting, who would win?

If WWIII starts and the war is just a barehanded cage fight between all the world leaders which country would win?

My bets on Put’

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    the whole fuckin world would win if someone got all them assholes in one venue and then bombed it till its a big ole hole

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    • Nah, we'll just elect other ticks sucking up our blood, like we always do. No matter who wins or loses in fights/competitions/elections, they still fuck us.

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  • If Donald gels up his hair it becomes a lethal weapon.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Putin would kick everyone's ass.

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    • e51pegasi

      I'd put half a grand on Putin, he's a beast.

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  • paramore93

    It depends, can we have a fighting mod programmed into T-Bot's OS?
    If not the UK is the first to go.

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  • Darkknight

    I'd go with the dude from North Korea ! lol

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  • Johnmuir00

    I put money on my nigga Putin

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  • I bet Merkel and her overly raped German females will teach those guys a lesson. But, definitely Trudeau would make them all die of laughter so I guess that's a win.

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