If the us presidential election was contested in a boxing match, who'd win?

If the 2020 US presidential election was contested in a boxing ring, who would come-out as the victor in that election?

Joe Biden 21
Donald Trump 31
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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I like Trump but personally I think Biden would get him. Trump has probably never been in a fight in his life. You can tell Biden has. He was an athlete in highschool and grew up alot poorer than Trump. I think that gives him a big advantage. But then again they're both too old now I'm saying if it happened 50 years ago

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  • DADNSCAL

    The only way drumpf ever wins anything is when he CHEATS. And he couldn’t cheat his way to a fair election so he had to claim is was stolen, which it wasn’t. Anyway, he’d loose because he’s FAT PIG!

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  • Somenormie

    Trump will sumo slam the crap out of Biden.

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  • darefu

    Biden would win, the left would find some pro boxer and fit him with a Biden costume, or when Trump knocked him out it would be because he cheated or had help.
    If all else fails they will just say he didn't get knocked out he was just talking a nap. Give him a break he is old. The referee and scoring judges will be paid off and give it to Joe no matter what it looks like.

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    • S0UNDS_WEIRD

      The moon isn't real! Don't you ever tell me the moon is real!

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    • litelander8

      😂😂😂

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD

    Most people are going to answer according to who they prefer politically. I'm no Biden fan but admit I prefer him to Trump.

    Still, that out of the way, it's objective that Trump is in way worse shape and that Biden was an athlete. He'd most likely win.

    Why fight though? Maybe they could just compare dicks or something more sensible.

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    • LloydAsher

      Emphasis on was an athlete. I think we got to go off of mass. Trumps a large guy, need muscles to carry his fat ass around when not on a golf cart. I think objectively trump has a better chance to beat biden. Biden looks pretty scrawny for a politician, so if it's a fight between a log and a stick the log is going to win.

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      • S0UNDS_WEIRD

        They're both really old. I think if Trump got the takedown it would be over but I think if Biden got in the first swing or two it would also be over. Neither one is pulling off a comeback.

        Funny question either way, albeit entertaining.

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        • LloydAsher

          Knowing trump he would have lead lined boxing gloves. And knowing biden he probably poisoned trumps morning burger.

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          • wigz

            He couldn't lift a glass of water with one hand, he's definitely not lifting lead lined boxing gloves.

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  • megadriver

    Even if Biden was more active throughout his whole life, I'll have to say Trump. He is a bit younger, more aggressive and has the weight advantage.

    That is if any of them land a successful hit and don't fall, hurting their backs and ending the match.

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  • olderdude-xx

    President Trump was and still is in horrible physical shape. He might get in a blow or two.. but he has no endurance at all.

    Biden was an athlete and still jogs and exercises routinely. Unless Trump landed a very luck blow up front Biden would physically dominate very quickly.

    In addition, I'm not aware of any background on Ex President Trump that says he has any physical contact experience. Job Biden was an athlete and understands at least some degree of physical contact (and even people who run track and field often have to deal with physical contact: I ran Cross Country and the 2 Mile in Track... It often involves some level of contact when jostling for position in a pack - and you don't do well if you cannot fight to hold your position or gain on others).

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  • geek_god_101

    I think all our elections should be this way. It would lower the age of the president for sure. Honestly I think Trump has more motive but may just make more noise than Biden.

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  • I feel like Trump would talk a big game, but would go down easily. There are times he looks like he can barely stand up

    I bet Biden could take a punch and kick Trump's legs in

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    Rutherford B. Hayes.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      taft could sit on em

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        His stache had panache but Rutherford just might beat him by a whisker.

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  • I like the part where people say the dude that got bested by a set of stairs (((THREE TIMES))), popped a blood vessel by standing, and can't finish a sentence without losing breath, and couldn't even attend rallies for his Presidential run would somehow beat the dude that didn't have those problems.

    I swear, some people have this weird idea that only they have access to the internet.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    id love to see teddy roosevelt take em on at the same time and stomp the fuck outta both of em

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    • YE

      Sure, he really looked intimidating to begin with.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Yes!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Watching two senior citizens fight sounds pretty boring.

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    • LloydAsher

      That seems like the perfect entertainment.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Sounds like what UK pub staff used to see on the average shift.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Since Biden can't even defeat stairs, I have a hard-time seeing him take on the Orange Man. He'd just collapse instantly.

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  • charli.m

    Oh ffs

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  • chuy

    Lets put the two monkeys in a cage and find out who wins

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  • jodi1955

    biden would win only because he would cheat and have a sub fight for him dressed up like him, Trump would need to be careful as biden would sniff his hair to death

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  • Pilum

    Biden would tire Trump out easy with evasion and speed. But I also see Trump coming back with a knockout punch when he's on the ropes. Probably pull brass knuckles out like the culture of the WWE permits.

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  • wigz

    Trump is a wimp that would balk at a physical fight. He wouldn't show up, so Biden would win by default. On the off chance Trump did show, I still think Biden would win, Trump can barely move and has extremely bad balance. He's also never been athletic in his life, never done much physical stuff, never labored, none of that, so he has no skill to even take or block hits. He'd be fucked.

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