If the purge was real, what crime would you commit?

I would mostly hide but theres a 3% chance I could gonrape someone

All of the above while in stealth mode.

I'd jaywalk the fuck all over town

Rape!

I'd hoard a whole store, what's the point of raping someone?
Maybe I'd kill some dick I know.

Raping the flesh of anyone who wants to come near my house and interrupt my netflix and chill time by way of 7.62 rounds unless it's some lil bitch then I cheap out and give them the 5.56 fuckers. Don't play that shit with me I'm a good shot.

I'd try hiding and stay alive.