You're too excited for your punishment! Hahaaaa! That made me laugh out loud.
The problem with me is that I'll always amuse myself. If it was just fifteen minutes over and over, I'd learn it by heart and speak along with them, and then start ad libbing and making fun of them. When I get released I'll pretend to people that I can predict what people on TV are going to say, and use that fifteen minutes of footage. :D
Pft! My profile picture shows what happened to last time you did that. I had to lie and make up a story about inventing a surfing game just so the good people of IIN didn't know it was abuse. :P
lol, OK, no more punchies...instead I'll grab your hat and run into the ladies room with it!! What are you gonna do about that??
Just in case you're thinking you're man enough to go in there after me, I'll pre-warn all the women in there that a peeping tom might be following me so be prepared to have to fight and chase him off!!
Madam, this millinery theft is adding insult to injury and I, for one, will not stand idly by and let it happen.
I will do what Churchill would have done, what the Duke of Wellington would have done, what the Black Prince would have done. I shall put on a wig and a lovely little party dress and run in after you, telling everyone assembled that we are in the company of a hat thief. I will then solve the crime (first off, I know it's you, and secondly, you have my hat in your hand) and all the ladies will hurrah at me and we'll have a super time while you are tried and charged with hate crimes. Well, hat crimes. It's close enough. :P
If someone chained you to a chair and put the TV on.....
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You're too excited for your punishment! Hahaaaa! That made me laugh out loud.
The problem with me is that I'll always amuse myself. If it was just fifteen minutes over and over, I'd learn it by heart and speak along with them, and then start ad libbing and making fun of them. When I get released I'll pretend to people that I can predict what people on TV are going to say, and use that fifteen minutes of footage. :D
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Ok, we'll have to make up something special for the troublemakers like you!!
Maybe we'll give you books to read that are missing the last 10 pages!!
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Pictures of naked ladies is the way to go. I'd simply hate that!
Yes, yes I would.
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lol!! I'd like to give you a friendly punch on the arm right about now!!
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Pft! My profile picture shows what happened to last time you did that. I had to lie and make up a story about inventing a surfing game just so the good people of IIN didn't know it was abuse. :P
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lol, OK, no more punchies...instead I'll grab your hat and run into the ladies room with it!! What are you gonna do about that??
Just in case you're thinking you're man enough to go in there after me, I'll pre-warn all the women in there that a peeping tom might be following me so be prepared to have to fight and chase him off!!
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Madam, this millinery theft is adding insult to injury and I, for one, will not stand idly by and let it happen.
I will do what Churchill would have done, what the Duke of Wellington would have done, what the Black Prince would have done. I shall put on a wig and a lovely little party dress and run in after you, telling everyone assembled that we are in the company of a hat thief. I will then solve the crime (first off, I know it's you, and secondly, you have my hat in your hand) and all the ladies will hurrah at me and we'll have a super time while you are tried and charged with hate crimes. Well, hat crimes. It's close enough. :P