If someone chained you to a chair and put the TV on.....

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  • Kids Sports often utilize that "everyone is a winner" attitude. No, everyone is not a winner.

    WTF is a Zydeco music video?

    Televangelists spewing bullshit about how I am going to go to hell for having recreation sex with my husband with no intention to reproduce for 7 straight days? LOL.

    Tyler Perry shows contain the same joke used over and over again. After 2 hours, the joke ceases to amuse me.

    I had to watch the O'Reilly Factor every day for two years or at least listen to it in the background if I wanted to go downstairs in my family home. That guy spews the most stupid shit I have ever heard in my LIFE, and I don't know how ANYONE, Republican OR Democrat, can bear to listen to that muckraking, lying, shit-spewing bigot SPEAK.

    Racist people ranting and debating... see above comment ^

    Spanish Soap Operas... I don't know Spanish so I would fail the quizzes.

    NASCAR... don't get my wrong, I enjoy my sports cars but more than a few hours? Nawh, I'm not THAT big of a redneck.

    Operation instructions? After 7 days straight, I still wouldn't know how to work the damned thing.

    Billy Mays' voice annoys me after more than 2 minutes. I hate being yelled at. No matter how low the volume is, it still breaks the sound barrier.

    What's a NAMBLA?

    Documentaries about clocks and watches, I'd fall asleep and never pass the quizzes.

    The news would uhh... depress me. I live near the border.

    So I'll go with Maury Povich. Especially if they show the episodes where the guy is nice and sweet to the women and says "if the baby is mine I promise I will step up and be a Dad" and is quite obviously a knight in shining armor above the douchebags that normally come on stage, and when his name is read "YOU ARE -NOT- THE FATHER!" he gets up, does a victory dance, calls the bitch a slut and does the two-step off the stage while singing "She ain't gettin' my moooney! She ain't gettin' my moooney!".

    That shit makes me laugh.

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    • Zydeco is an extremely annoying, loud and spastic music style. They use annoying instruments like accordions. It's largely a Cajun thing. Here's a zydeco song:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXId-5dYJjE

      NAMBLA is the North American Man-Boy Love Association, basically it's a bunch of male pedophiles who think it's OK and should be legal to be with underage boys.

      The quizzes are similar to an IQ test, it's basically logic, it's not about the material you are subjected to. The quizzes and puzzles are mainly there to make you behave and to test your concentration while flooding your senses with something very annoying. It's definitely in your best interest to pass the tests but we don't want it to be too easy.

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      • I am a great test-taker, so I am not worried about that. I have taken IQ tests before and have done well with them.

        I knew I recognized NAMBLA... still wouldn't listen to it. It sounds pretty gross.

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    • NASCAR cars are not sports cars they are stock cars hence the name National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing... aka NASCAR. Just saying haha

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      • If you tried to insure one of those sons a bitches with YOUR insurance company, I highly doubt that they would agree with you. Ain't shit stock about those cars anymore...

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      • There's nothing stock about those cars now!! They used to be a log time ago, but not any more.

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    • You have used a word that usually denotes a religious nether world, peculiar to some religions. You then later used a word that is often associated with this. These might be offensive to some people, whether they are religious or not religious, thus creating divisions in society.

      Why are you creating divisions in society?

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      • Better question.
        why would someone give me, a complete stranger, so much control over their emotions as to be offended over something I say?

        And to answer your question, I am part of a secret group of religious Neo Nazis hell bent on plunging the world into eternal religious warfare.

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      • If you're going to troll, can you please give us some fresh material? It's not fun if you copypasta all the time.

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        • Why do you keep jumping to incorrect conclusions?

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          • Because you are becoming SO predictable. It's not even fun to laugh at your insanity anymore.

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            • Once again you are jumping to conclusions. I think many people have been surprised by my comments and/or responses, and some might have actually learned some new things.
              I really think that you should learn what insanity really is, before you accuse people of this.
              Of course, you knew exactly what I was going to say before I wrote this, so there is no reason for me to send it. I will wait 30 minutes for your response, since you can predict me sending this.
              Please tell me how much time that you have to respond before 9:00'PM EDT.
              Please attach your reply to your last comment in this thread.

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              • I am very disappointed, I thought that you had some kind of power to predict the future. I will give you another chance. I will ask a question. Please let me know how much time you need to answer it.

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