If one day you were turned into a teddy bear, what would it be like?

Anyone watch Supernatural? A teddy bear gets wished to life and the poor bear is totally bi-polar. He turns to drinking and commits suicide. (And it's pretty funny to watch a teddy bear blow his own head off.)

So no, I don't think it would be very fun.

Depends who owns me.

Hot college girl = fantastic

40 year old virgin/4chan obsessive = not fun (at all).

it depends what type of home im in, to be loved and spoken to nicely would be ok,
to be ignored and left outside in the rain to end up in the dog kennel all chewed up would not be ok

Um, considering I wouldn't have a brain, heart, or lungs, I think I would be dead. So no, it wouldn't be fun at all.

I'd feel stuffed.

Id kill myself like Suicide care bear did at his mental hospital on feb 3 2008...

WE STILL HATE YOU SUICIDE!!!
*cry*
JUST REMEMBER THAT!!!

Lol.. I would hate being played with by a little kid who's all slobbery and gross... but a good owner, sure(:

It would be fun for one day but maeb not for a whole lot of days.

what parent in their right mind would let a child play with a teddy bear wearing a shirt saying "life's a Bitch and then you Die"?!?

It would be extremely boring. You sit there, unable to move an inch, waiting to be played with so you can be reminded for a moment of how it is to be mobile and not an inanimate thing. Even then, you could be severely mistreated by whoever owns you. Or just left there to gather dust, staring at the same corner of the room for what feels like eternity.

A teddy bear that can walk and talk on the other hand...

I'd hate to be dry humped by an eight year old boy all night.

Well, being a teddybear would feel nice...but only if my owner is a cute teenager!

If a college girl owned me, Hot! I could look at her boobs and pussy all day! She wouldent notice! lol If I was owned by a little girl, that could be fun, because it would be like being a kid again, especially if I could be alive in front of her. A creepy old man or a collector, not fun at all, especially if i had to stay in an attic. and No Daycare! Those kids are cruel!

How long would I be a teddy for?! If I was owned by someone like me (I take care of my 8 year old stuffed animals VARY good, because I was afraid as a child they would wake up and suffocate me if I didn't) I would be ok. I'd be a black bunny with Bright hot pink nose, bow, earhole things, hand palms and feet soles... I WANT to own!! ~^_^~

pedophiles fantasy. LOL. i think id tell children to kill some one and go all chucky on peoples ass. then id sneak into the white house and fuck up the world.