If one country ruled the planet, which would humanity be better off with?

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North Korea 1
Russia 30
Iran 1
China 12
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  • SwickDinging

    Wow, it's like when you're a kid and your friend asks you if you'd rather piss razor blades or rub dog shit in your eyes.

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  • megadriver

    I'd rather crash my Mercedes in a wall at 300kmh and die swiftly, than live in a world, where either of those 3 communist shits, or islamic extremists rule.

    I say none of these! Even being ruled by the Eskimos would be better... At least then we get to eat giant fish and make cheap houses out of ice.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      dont ever call an eskimo an eskimo

      theyre inuits and if yall says eskimo theyll give yall a big fuckin lecture about it

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    • What's wrong with the inuits? They're great people, man.

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  • randomperson1000000

    As far as who I'd LIKE to see take over the world, it'd definitely be a Scandinavian nation.

    However, answering your actual question. let me break it down. I'm not a fan of fascist shitholes where any ounce of non-conformity results in the death penalty (plus EMMIGRATION being a crime) , so definitely not the DPRK. I don't care for tiger parents or sweatshops, so probably not China. I like how Iranians aren't really involved in organized crime, however, their only real source of law is Sharia. So, that leaves with me with Russia. But, this is a least-of-all-evils scenario.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

    Russia, they are tough and have strong mentalities. The women are amazing too. They have gone through a lot and still do. They dont fuck around and they dont care about peoples feelings. They think outside the box.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      russias got the most hottest womens of any country on the list

      maybe iran does but whod know by lookin at only theys eyes & ankles?

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

        Yeah and they act like ladies too. They dont have the feminist movement over there like in the states. Theyre good women.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    None Iran is a theocratic hellhole the other three are very oppressive North Korea being super oppressive China right inbetween and Russia in third place.

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  • 1ne8ight7even

    Russia because most of them are white. Look at all the countries run by Chinks and Pakies. All of them are complete shitholes while white countries prosper.

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  • Meowypowers

    They all have no respect for their own people and even less for foreigners. Ughh maybe Russia wins the least shitty of the shitty people in this horrible decision.

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  • McBean

    I vote for the country with the most geniuses. The U.S. hires all the geniuses in the world so there's nobody to outsmart them. It enables a strong business sector to compensate for having an idiot president.

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  • chuy

    Russia

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  • O! say can you see by the dawn's early light,
    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
    Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
    O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
    And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
    Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
    O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

    Sing it with me boys and girls.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA

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  • raisinbran

    Russia & China minus their fucked up governments

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  • FinDuMonde

    I would basically say any country other than the U.S. But of the choices listed, Russia. That's why I don't have a problem if they influenced the 2016 election. Not a crime as far as I see it!

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  • LloydAsher

    Russia is the least authoritarian on the list. Christianity there hasn't died so that's something to look forward to.
    Iran would just spread its dumpster fire. China would be in a constant civil war. North Korea would implode almost instantly

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    singapore

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  • curious-bunny

    Russia easy. God bless the motherland

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    • raisinbran

      Are you Russian?

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      • curious-bunny

        No American

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