If IIN were a school, what role would you play in it?

I'll be the same thing I was in real school.
The car guy that slightly slacks off, is clever, but as said - slacks off, talks about how rock and metal should make a grand comeback, is slightly manipulative, befriends and uses teachers for own goal.
I'll be the dude that enjoys gym, skips chemistry to go out with his girlfriend. I'll be the one that goes out for a round of beers after school with his mates from class and at the end of the year, I'll be doing donuts with a car in the school yard with the principal yelling at me XD